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    Elite Member SammysMom's Avatar
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    Default The "Light"

    A 97-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results.
    The doctor says, "George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"
    George replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor
    eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, "poof" the light goes on. When I'm done, "poof" the light goes off." "Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says. A little later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife.

    "Ethel," he says, "George is doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in awe o fhis relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and "poof" the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, "poof" the light goes off?"

    "Oh my God!" Ethel exclaims. "He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"

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    OMG...LMAO too funny!

    "A massive penis means never having to say you're sorry". Mo

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