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    Elite Member SammysMom's Avatar
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    Default Funeral Procession

    A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee
    whenshe noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby
    cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one.
    Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a
    leash. Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women walking
    single file.
    The woman was so curious that she respectfully approached the woman
    walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a
    bad time to disturb you, but I have never seen a funeral like this.
    "Whose funeral is it?"
    "My husband's."
    "What happened to him?"
    The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."
    She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
    The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband
    when the dog turned on her."
    A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women.
    The woman asked, "Can I borrow the dog?"
    The widow replied, "Get in line."

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    Default Re: Funeral Procession

    Heard this one before but it never stops being funny.
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
    twitchy molests my signature!

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