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    Default 21 Problems All Sarcastic People Will Understand

    My personal fav: People often say that you have an “attitude problem,” but those people clearly suck.
    and...Sometimes you worry that you’re the only one who thinks you’re funny…

    21 Problems All Sarcastic People Will Understand


    Yeah, good one.posted on May 12, 2014, at 6:37 p.m.
    Erin La RosaBuzzFeed Staff

    1. Your sense of humor could be described as an “acquired taste.”



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    2. Sarcasm slips out of your mouth so often that you often forget you’re doing it.


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    3. You have to tell people when you’re being serious, because they’re so used to you making jokes.



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    4. And since your default is sarcasm, you have a hard time turning it off when others need you to.



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    5. You’re never more on point than when you meet a fellow sarcastic person with whom you can trade quips.



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    6. Tough love has always been your thing, but no one else seems to like it.



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    I’m sorry for even saying it. Kind of.

    7. It takes a LOT to get you excited.



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    8. And even when you do get excited, you still express it with sarcasm, which confuses everyone just the same.



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    9. Saying something sarcastic makes you feel better immediately afterward, even if the person you’re talking to doesn’t get it.



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    10. You’ve had to say the words, “I’m just kidding,” at least once a week.



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    11. In fact, you’ve learned the hard way that ending thoughts with “Just kidding!” is probably the safest thing to do.



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    12. When you meet someone and you instantly hate them, you have a super hard time hiding it.



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    13. It’s gotten to a point where you mock others openly without even realizing you’re doing it.



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    Check yourself before you offend your soon-to-be in-laws.

    14. People often say that you have an “attitude problem,” but those people clearly suck.


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    15. Your way of dealing with emotions is through sarcasm, which can sometimes work and other times…not so much.



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    16. And you have a hard time with compliments, in general.



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    It’s not that we don’t want to be complimented… we’re just not particularly good at hearing how wonderful we are.

    17. People immediately know how you feel about something, whether you want them to or not.



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    18. You’ve been called out for fake laughing before… oops!



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    19. When you meet someone who isn’t sarcastic, it kind of feels like talking to a baby.



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    You watch every damn word you say, but, at the same time, you can say whatever the fuck you want, and they probably won’t get it.

    20. Sometimes you worry that you’re the only one who thinks you’re funny…


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    21. But actually, the real problem is that you’re the funniest person in the whole damn room.



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    Read this yesterday on Facebook. Fortunately or unfortunately, I can relate to most of it.
    Life is short. Break the Rules. Forgive Quickly. Kiss Slowly. Love Truly.
    Laugh Uncontrollably. And never regret ANYTHING that makes you smile.

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    ^So can I, so can I...
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    April/Aubrey is my hero.
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    Seems like it should be adopted as the official creed of GR, or just me
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    ^^Yes it should. I relate to many of those, as do many here.
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    4 friends emailed this to me. and of course i saw it on FB. I'm a tad sarcastic *eyeroll*
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    They say my faces tell it all... I didn't know I thought I was smiling!!
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    My boss says to me in a staff meeting the other day: "I just saw a poster that you have GOT to have. It said "if you can't say something nice, say something witty and sarcastic""... so yeah, totally relate.
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    And when Mel fails miserably at that, just say "kill it"
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    AND, it's said that sarcastic, witty people are smart people. And yes we are.
    Life is short. Break the Rules. Forgive Quickly. Kiss Slowly. Love Truly.
    Laugh Uncontrollably. And never regret ANYTHING that makes you smile.

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    of course we are!
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    Appparently sarcasm puts off a sync you know like Aunt Flo so we can all come together.
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    Don't want to start a separate thread for this. But I think this too would be welcomed by GR with open arms.

    21 Problems All Cynical People Will Understand

    I’m not mean, I’m just realistic. Realists get. shit. done.
    1. Sometimes you feel like the only practical person in the room.





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    2. When an inspirational quote pops onto your Facebook or Twitter feed, it actually makes your day worse.



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    There is literally nothing more depressing than badly photoshopped inspirational quotes.

    3. When someone has a really bad idea, and you have to decide whether or not to shoot it down and risk making them mad.




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    SIGH. I’m just trying to save us all from tears, embarrassment, and/or a trip to the emergency room, OK?

    4. When someone posts tons of pictures of their baby doing extremely boring things, and you are expected to be excited.



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    We get it, your baby has a face, good for your baby.

    5. When someone keeps talking about how perfect and amazing their family is, and you have nothing to contribute to the conversation.




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    6. Your guard is up 500% of the time, so it takes a lot for you to trust anyone.



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    7. You have a hard time giving a crap about proposal stories, or worse, PROM-posal stories.




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    How many proposals does one person need in their life?!

    8. You visibly cringe whenever anyone talks openly about how they are “destined for fame.”




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    Srsly, anyone who wastes their energy talking about being destined for greatness is not destined for greatness.

    9. Whenever anyone tells you to smile, as if smiling is the thing that will fix everything.




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    10. Wanting to pull out your hair when someone says, “It’s always darkest before the dawn.”




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    That is a ridiculous expression that doesn’t mean anything. Why are we still using it? It is 2014, Jesus H.

    11. That goes double for whenever anyone tries to talk about every cloud having a silver lining.




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    Cool, while you hang out looking for your silver lining, I’m going to go ahead and look for an actual solution to this cloud problem.

    12. When someone tries to force you to be optimistic, even though it makes no sense to you.



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    13. When a friend insists on posting inspiring videos, and your inner troll is screaming to comment something snarky.




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    14. People who are relentlessly positive always exhaust you.



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    15. When someone talks about how world peace is possible if we all just love each other, you have to shut your eyes from frustration.



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    War has nothing to do with whether or not we love each other, it’s a complicated socio-political issue involving resources an — OH MY GOD NEVERMIND. JUST FORGET IT.

    16. The hashtag #Blessed makes you want to throw your computer into the ocean, forever.




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    17. Sometimes your expectations can be a little bit too low.



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    Or not low enough.

    18. Pointing out both the pros and cons of every situation can make you seem like a total bummer.




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    19. When you end up being right about something, and you have to fight the urge to say, “I told you so.”




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    20. You are frustrated to death by people who don’t understand that everyone isn’t going to like everyone.




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    Everyone doesn’t like every food. It’s the same thing as that.

    21. People who think you can’t be cynical and happy at the same time.




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    Just because I’m honest and cautious doesn’t mean I’m depressed. Let me be me.


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    God Lord both of these post completely describe me perfectly

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