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    Default Happy Halloween (NSFW)

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    http://img460.imageshack.us/my.php?image=booty5wf.jpg


    my friend sent this to me, and i just had to share.

    talk amongst yourselves.

    also, i love the name of website that this pic came from...ROFL
    Last edited by britlitgal; October 27th, 2005 at 03:16 PM.
    All this can be yours for only $19.95!

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    Ten Signs You Are Too Old For Halloween


    You get winded from knocking on the door.

    You have to have someone chew the candy for you.

    You ask for high fiber candy only.

    When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

    People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a mask!

    When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and you can't remember the rest.

    By the end of the night you have a bag full of restraining orders.

    You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hair piece.

    You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

    You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.


    It was Halloween and three vampires went into a bar.
    "What will you have?" asked the bartender.

    "I'll have a glass of blood," replied the first.

    "I'll have a glass of blood, too, please," said the second.

    "I'll have a glass of plasma," said the third.

    "OK, let me get this straight, " said the bartender,


    "That'll be two bloods and a blood light?"

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    LOL, okay that was gross. I'm going to go exercise.

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    Which pumpkin would put in your window on Halloween?



    If you chose A. click on this link http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1.../pumpkin02.jpg

    If you chose B. click on this link http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1.../pumpkin03.jpg

    No changing your mind.
    Scariest Halloween mask ever > > >

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    haha bodypaint is too funny
    can you imagine whoever had to paint that? *gross*

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    hope whoever painted the mouth on those "pumpkins" had a gas mask

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    I wonder if those 2 can wiggle their cheeks & make their punkin talk.
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    Just dont want to see any "pumpkin seeds" comin' out of either of those mouths

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    ^^Was thinking the same thing. Pumpkin B!!
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    Yeah Pumpkin B looks like he is about to lose his lunch at any moment

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    Quote Originally Posted by SammysMom View Post
    Just dont want to see any "pumpkin seeds" comin' out of either of those mouths
    Puhahaha!!! OMG! Ewwwwww.
    Rock the fuck on!

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    haha these are too funny!
    I smile because I have no idea what's going on

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    Thanks for digging up a one year old thread and adding mine to it.
    Scariest Halloween mask ever > > >

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