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    Gold Member moocow's Avatar
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    Wink Why get married?

    You have two choices in life:
    You can stay single and be miserable,
    or get married and wish you were dead.

    At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
    "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
    "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."

    A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
    "Husband Wanted"
    Next day she received a hundred letters.
    They all said the same thing:
    "You can have mine."

    When a woman steals your husband,
    there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

    A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.

    A little boy asked his father,
    "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
    Father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying."

    A young son asked, "Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa
    a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
    Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."

    Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what
    true love was until I got married, and by then, it was too late."

    Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

    If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention
    to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.

    Just think, if it wasn't for marriage, men would go through life thinking
    they had no faults at all.

    First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"
    Second guy remarks, "You're lucky. Mine's still alive."

    A Woman's Prayer
    Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom, to understand a man , to love and to forgive
    him, and for Patience, for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
    I'll just beat him to death.


    Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A
    blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it
    overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.

    So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband
    gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on
    the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the
    end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy."

    The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR
    stick, we'd be riding the bus ... so shut up."

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    The Psych Ward


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    The Neverlands


    Funny, I like it cause this gives me an excuse for relationships problems
    Im ashamed to say what I did for a klondike bar...

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