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Old July 20th, 2006, 12:55 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Daughter Who Surprised Mom With Birthday Visit Sues Parents

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MADISON, Wis. -- An Illinois woman is suing her Wisconsin parents for maintaining an icy driveway that she blamed for a fall that broke her ankle two winters ago.

This week, a federal judge refused to toss out the lawsuit, setting up a trial for November.

Carriel Louah, 25, visited Darlington, Wis., to surprise her mother on her birthday in January 2005. But the next morning, she was injured when she slipped and fell on her parents' driveway. She filed suit against her parents earlier this year.

The daughter said that a letter from her mom apologizing months after the fall proves that her parents knew they had a defective gutter for years and did nothing about it.

She's seeking more than $75,000 in damages for medical bills and lost wages.

Her parents said that she can't prove the driveway was icy at the time or that their drainage system was faulty.

U.S. District Judge John Shabaz said that a jury should decide the matter.
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Old July 20th, 2006, 12:59 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Please don't post this crap. It gives me a headache because I can't stop repeatedly banging my head against my desk.

Stupid bitch. She didn't get enough spankings (or as we say in the south, "butt-bustin's") as a child. These people need to make sure their wills are devoid of any type of inheritance for this chick, other than a dollar bill and a "screw you." Oh, and a gutter.
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Old July 20th, 2006, 01:03 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Oh hell....I can't believe this!

Hmmm, is this just a ploy to get money from the homeowners insurance and not personally from her parents. Seriously????
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Old July 20th, 2006, 01:06 PM   #4 (permalink)
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"maintaining an icy driveway" Hmmmm. Sounds like they were out there with a hose trying to make a skating rink out of it. Maybe it was a trap! She's such a brat that her parents were trying to do away with her and make it look like an accident!




Seriously though, it may actually be that she has nothing against her parents and they're just trying to get money out of the insurance agency. Greed.
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^^^Hmmmm, good call. The parents could be in on it.
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Old July 20th, 2006, 01:11 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Ty, ty. I only know because I'm married to the spawn of satan myself. He was in a car wreck at the age of 16. His brother driving, they hadda wreck, husband thrown out the back window and broke his femur. He was able to sue his parents' car insurance company for $25,000. (of COURSE with their blessing).
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The daughter said that a letter from her mom apologizing months after the fall proves that her parents knew they had a defective gutter for years and did nothing about it.
This part doesn't sound like the parents are in on it.
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Old July 20th, 2006, 01:51 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I only opened this thread because I figured you had posted a picture of my MIL.
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^^^Ha!
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