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    Default Which State has the biggest dicks/peen/pant presents?


    Not everything is bigger in Texas, apparently: Men in North Dakota have the largest penises, on average, according to new research released from the site Condomania.com (Texas came in at No. 41—No. 42 if you count D.C.).

    Condomania.com, which has been selling rubbers for almost 25 years, analyzed its sales from the last two years to determine which states’ men were ordering the most smaller-sized, regular-sized, and larger-sized condoms. OK, so it’s not the most scientific study in the world—and it’s not as if all of the men in a given state have similar-sized penises (a fact you may have noticed for yourself). But it’s still fun to read through the results. Check out how big the packages in your state are:


    Penis Size Statistics | Women's Health Magazine
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    levitt, is this going to affect your travel itinerary plans when you come visit the U.S.?

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    Yes levitt, I was wondering that too.
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    ^ You know she'll be making a few changes now!
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    Hehe. Funnily enough, most of the states I plan to visit are average. I'm thinking it's probably quite necessary to make a detour through North Dakota, I've heard it's lovely around there...

    eta: I was going to make a day trip to Wyoming while I was in Colorado. Lethargy has struck on that plan!
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    Wow, Arkansas is #3. Makes my bf all the more impressive
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    She certainly wins for most through research before trip.
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    I'm drunk, so here goes.

    Do any of yall lurk and/or post on ONTD? I lurk, but don't post, but I LIVE for their cock posts. It's like they have this huge population of virgins, that are the world's biggest size queens. I literally made an account just to post, that an aroused female's vagina only extends to nine inches, anything bigger than that, then the poor dude is a whirlygig. Granted, I asked for a couple of "courtesy stitches" after giving birth, but damn, those heffers have no spatial ability..AT ALL. Obviously they have never had sex, because who here would rather die, than have a 15min cervical beating. Their penile views are skewed, therefor invalid. These people are looking at dicks, that I would give my left tit,to get up in there, and they are all "it's so small", bitch please, your pussy would gag on that.

    I have said enough, BUT ONTD virgins are nutters.
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    I suggest you have had lots of liquid Holiday Cheer. Maybe enough to carry you straight thru New Year.
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    Lol, Boogs! Keep drinking and posting, please!
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    I've never seen someone so thoroughly win the board like Boogs is doing today. It's unprecedented.
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    Boogs needs to drink more!
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    Y'all must lurk on ONTD. Heffers be CRAZY there. I oh so love the gay guys that post gay porn gifs though. Obviously the virgins, WITH VAGINAS, don't understand logistics. CERVICAL BANGS HURT,,,silly virgins. And let me just add.....I was raised in a "progressive" household, so I have been perusing porn (if you count Playboy/Playgirl, since I was like 7).

    IT'S A CERVIX...HORSE DONGS DON'T FIT UP THERE (comfortably that is).

    And oooh...the slut-shaming that goes on there....fucking insane. Lurking on ONTD makes my blood boil. You know how any herpes virus made FF's blood boil in infuriation? ONTD has that affect on me. Fuck, I disagree and/or think, a nice chunk of yall, are borderline retarded, BUT at least you have had a dick in your vagina, if not multiple dicks (if you had multiple dicks up there at the same time PM, you are my new BFF), and aren't size queens.

    If you haven't noticed, I have a vagina, and am sensitive to penis size. If I had a penis, I would call Charlie Sheen, because I know he sticks his in lots of things, and I would ask for pointers.
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    I know we lie to be kind, but size DOES matter. I laugh at, and pity precious twats who go "ew" at the idea of a 10in dick. I wish.....
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    It's not size, it's girth that matters.
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