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    Guy Sells Engagement Ring Once Worn By 'Satan Herself'

    Looking for an engagement ring that will bring destruction of biblical proportions into your life? Have we got a diamond for you!

    Last week, one Craigslist user from Pennsylvania posted an ad for a diamond engagement ring with a price tag of $1,800.

    The only problem? The ring has got some major history. For a short time, the diamond was worn by "Satan herself," the Craigslist-er writes, before describing the unbelievable horror the ring has brought into his life since it was purchased. (You know, small things like "downed power lines" and "swarms of locust.")

    Check out the listing in full below -- and please get back to us if you buy the ring. We really want to hear how that works out for you.

    For sale I have a 1.5ct total weight engagement ring set in 14K white gold. The ring is in like new condition, only worn for a short period of time by Satan herself. Comes with the original box. Very pretty ring with a lower setting so the diamonds won't snag on everything. Diamonds along the sides and in the channel setting show off light from all sides. Originally purchased from Littman's for a sum of money far greater than I am comfortable admitting.
    Warning: ring may be cursed as it tends to leave a path of destruction behind it. Possible events associated with this ring include but are not limited to: damage sustained to house, vehicle, heart, downed powerlines, fallen trees, and swarms of locust. I would highly recommend taking action to counter the whirlwind of bad mojo that surround this piece of jewelry. Should consider having curse removed by voodoo priest or something before presenting to loved one. Other than that a very nice piece of jewelry.

    Looking to sell this soon before it brings any more bad luck into my life and I'd rather have cash. If not sold by Christmas I plan to throw it into the fires of Mordor.

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