A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their mobile phones.

The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend. She texted:

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite.

If you are drinking, send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears.


I love you.

The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:

I'm on the toilet. Please advise...

(Brings a tear to the eye, doesn't it?)