Hot Slut Of The Day!
July 31, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K
The NSFW Crazy Rhubarb Lady!
If the minds of Trey Parker and Matt Stone and the mind of John Waters violently humped each other raw, they’d create this human strawberry in a dusty, garage sale wig. This joy to the world is serious about her rhubarb and when she’s caught picking rhubarb that’s overgrowing from a neighbor’s yard into the “alley property
,” she turns into a fuck-throwing insult machine. Every time she opens her yap trap, she sounds like she’s having a painful, bowel movement and she kind of is, through her mouth. I’m just going to stop here and give you some of the rotten rhubarb-covered gems that Susan Boyle’s long-lost insane American bitch sister spits at her neighbor (who I’m pretty sure is Mickey Mouse):
“You Pinnochio fucking nose, go mind your own business!”
“This doesn’t have your name on it. Where’s your name, bitch? Where’s your name, bitch?”
“Don’t call me sweetheart, honeybun. What are you? A fucking lezzie?”
“Have some coffee, you’re drunk as a skunk!”
“You shut your goddamn mouth, why don’t you go in there and lose some weight, you big fatass.”
Even Rapunzel’s witch wouldn’t come at this cuntified mess. I’m sure that as soon as she got home, the Crazy Rhubarb Lady baked a rhubarb pie for the orphans of her town and I’m sure that rhubarb pie was poisoned.
(For Cody and everybody else who sent this in)