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    Talking Midget Strippers




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    Oh my God, now I've seen it all!
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    Remember the porno "pixie" that looked like a mini Oprah?

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    I saw that title and thought it was something else entirely, like something related to the boards recent ruckus, not literal midget stippers.

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    Believe me I was tempted^^^


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    OK, I changed it. Hopefully my friend who also belongs to this board won't kick my ass. If she heard you call her a midget she would take a chunk out of your leg with her teeth.

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    Yes, but did you know you could Rent a midget

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    Quote Originally Posted by moocow View Post
    Yes, but did you know you could Rent a midget

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    Christ, this reminds me of the porn I saw once where a vertically challenged actor was getting it on with an enhanced amazon...all I wanted to know was if his, ahem, package was big boy sized or not. Unfortunately I fell asleep. Anyone care to clue me in?
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    They're not midgets, they're dwarfs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buttmunch View Post
    Christ, this reminds me of the porn I saw once where a vertically challenged actor was getting it on with an enhanced amazon...all I wanted to know was if his, ahem, package was big boy sized or not. Unfortunately I fell asleep. Anyone care to clue me in?
    I read a magazine one time that had all these men talking about different things that society says makes them unattractive, and one of the men was a midget. They asked him that question and his answer was that it is of normal size, but b/c of the proportion with the rest of his body it appears a lot bigger than it actually is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morrisonlver View Post
    LOL--I want Drevon at my x-mas party!


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