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Old October 26th, 2005, 11:25 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking Midget Strippers





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Old October 26th, 2005, 11:26 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Oh my God, now I've seen it all!
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Old October 26th, 2005, 11:28 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Remember the porno "pixie" that looked like a mini Oprah?
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Old October 26th, 2005, 11:33 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I saw that title and thought it was something else entirely, like something related to the boards recent ruckus, not literal midget stippers.

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Old October 26th, 2005, 11:34 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Believe me I was tempted^^^


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OK, I changed it. Hopefully my friend who also belongs to this board won't kick my ass. If she heard you call her a midget she would take a chunk out of your leg with her teeth.
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Old October 26th, 2005, 11:37 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Yes, but did you know you could Rent a midget
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Old October 26th, 2005, 11:52 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Yes, but did you know you could Rent a midget

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Old October 27th, 2005, 06:09 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Christ, this reminds me of the porn I saw once where a vertically challenged actor was getting it on with an enhanced amazon...all I wanted to know was if his, ahem, package was big boy sized or not. Unfortunately I fell asleep. Anyone care to clue me in?
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They're not midgets, they're dwarfs.
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Christ, this reminds me of the porn I saw once where a vertically challenged actor was getting it on with an enhanced amazon...all I wanted to know was if his, ahem, package was big boy sized or not. Unfortunately I fell asleep. Anyone care to clue me in?
I read a magazine one time that had all these men talking about different things that society says makes them unattractive, and one of the men was a midget. They asked him that question and his answer was that it is of normal size, but b/c of the proportion with the rest of his body it appears a lot bigger than it actually is.
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