Midget Strippers

**Morrisonlver** · October 26th, 2005, 11:25 AM

**Tiara** · October 26th, 2005, 11:26 AM

Oh my God, now I've seen it all!

**euro-kitty** · October 26th, 2005, 11:28 AM

Remember the porno "pixie" that looked like a mini Oprah?

**UndercoverGator** · October 26th, 2005, 11:33 AM

I saw that title and thought it was something else entirely, like something related to the boards recent ruckus, not literal midget stippers.

Work that pole and shake it like a polaroid picture.

**Morrisonlver** · October 26th, 2005, 11:34 AM

Believe me I was tempted^^^

edited--

OK, I changed it. Hopefully my friend who also belongs to this board won't kick my ass. If she heard you call her a midget she would take a chunk out of your leg with her teeth.

**moocow** · October 26th, 2005, 11:37 AM

Yes, but did you know you could Rent a midget

**Morrisonlver** · October 26th, 2005, 11:52 AM

Originally Posted by moocow

Yes, but did you know you could Rent a midget

LOL--I want Drevon at my x-mas party!

**buttmunch** · October 27th, 2005, 06:09 AM

Christ, this reminds me of the porn I saw once where a vertically challenged actor was getting it on with an enhanced amazon...all I wanted to know was if his, ahem, package was big boy sized or not. Unfortunately I fell asleep. Anyone care to clue me in?

**DisruptiveHair** · October 27th, 2005, 06:10 AM

They're not midgets, they're dwarfs.

**NoDayButToday** · October 27th, 2005, 07:15 AM

Originally Posted by buttmunch

Christ, this reminds me of the porn I saw once where a vertically challenged actor was getting it on with an enhanced amazon...all I wanted to know was if his, ahem, package was big boy sized or not. Unfortunately I fell asleep. Anyone care to clue me in?

I read a magazine one time that had all these men talking about different things that society says makes them unattractive, and one of the men was a midget. They asked him that question and his answer was that it is of normal size, but b/c of the proportion with the rest of his body it appears a lot bigger than it actually is.