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    Thumbs up First Graders

    The first grade school teacher had twenty-five students in her class
    and she presented each child in her class the first half of a well known
    saying and asked them to come up with a good ending.

    It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders.
    Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these
    are first graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!

    1. Don't change horses....................................until they stop running.
    2. Strike while the...........................................bug is close.
    3. It's always darkest before............................Daylight Saving Time.
    4. Never under estimate the power of..............termites.
    5. You can lead a horse to water but................why?
    6. Don't bite the hand that................................looks dirty.
    7. No news is................................................ ..impossible.
    8. A miss is as good as a..................................Mr.
    9. You can't teach an old dog new....................math.
    10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll..................stink in the morning.
    11. Love all, trust............................................. .me.
    12. The pen is mightier than the.........................pigs.
    13. An idle mind is............................................the best way to relax.
    14. Where there's smoke there's........................pollution.
    15. Happy the bride who...................................gets all the presents.
    16. A penny saved is.........................................not much
    17. Two's company, three's...............................the Musketeers
    18. Don't put off till tomorrow what...................you put on to go to bed.
    19. Laugh &the whole world laughs with you, cry &......you have to blow your nose.
    20. There are none so blind as..........................Stevie Wonder.
    21. Children should be seen and not.................spanked or grounded.
    22. If at first you don't succeed.........................get new batteries.
    23. You get out of something only what you......see in the picture on the box.
    24. When the blind lead the blind......................get out of the way.

    And the WINNER and last one!

    25. Never late than........................................pregna nt.

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    Default Re: First Graders

    I asked my 1st grader some of these and his were pretty funny.

    Happy is the bride that doesn't marry Frankenstein.

    It's always darkest before bath time.

    Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and they call you a big sissy.

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    Default Re: First Graders

    Lol, I tried with my 1st grader too (well he just finished 1st grade).

    Don't bite the hand that is a girl's.

    You can lead a horse to water but not a water bowl.

    Children should be seen and not punished.

    If you lie down with dogs you'll get pottied on.

    The pen is mightier than the light saber (hey, he gets that one!!!)
    Value the future on a timescale longer than your own. -Richard Dawkins

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    How cute. Now Ive got to find me a 1st grader and try this out. I should try this out on my nephew who is a 3rd grader just to see the difference in answers.

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    These are too funny SM... I swear, some of the things that come out of kids' mouths....

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