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    Default How to tell if you need to pray at work

    HOW TO TELL IF YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK

    When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing "good
    morning" to everyone and you think, "Somebody needs to slap the s#@! out of her"...You need to pray at work.


    When someone comes in and announces, "office meeting in 5 minutes," and you think, "what the f*&% do they want now?"..... You need to pray at
    work.


    When your computer is mysteriously turned off and
    you want to say, "which one of you sons of b*&^%$# turned off my
    computer?"..... You need to pray at work.


    When you and a co-worker are discussing something, and a third person comes in and says, "well at my last office...," and you want to throw a
    stapler at him ...... You need to pray at work.


    When you hear a co-worker call your name and the first thing that crosses
    your mind is, "what the h*&^ does she want now?" and you try to
    hide underneath your desk ......... You need to pray at work.


    When you are asked to stay late and help do someone else's work and
    the first thing that pops in your head is, "both of y'all can kiss
    my a@@!!"... You need to pray at work.


    When you're in the elevator and it stops to pick up someone who stood for five minutes waiting for the darn thing only to go DOWN one floor, and
    you say "that lazy b*&%$#"...... You need to pray at work.


    When you take some vacation time and come back to find a mountain of paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do it and
    you think, "sorry a S###$^%%&#s"....... You need to pray at work.


    If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching,
    slapping or flattening someone's tires that you work with... You
    need to pray at work.


    If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to someone because you know it's going to lead to their life story .......You need to pray at work.

    If you know all the words that have been bleeped out ....You
    need to pray at work!


    LET US ALL BOW OUR HEADS

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    Default Re: How to tell if you need to pray at work

    Amen....
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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