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    I wouldn't let him drag a snow shovel inside the house


    We put this pillow behind his head so he didnít hurt himself on the window frame.


    His brother's boots don't fit


    I wouldn't let him drown in this pond


    The car seat. Always the car seat


    I didnít show him pictures on my phone quickly enough - and yes, they were pictures of him crying.


    I broke this cheese in half


    Reasons My Son Is Crying
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    Exactly why I have dogs.
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    Ahhh, those were the days. Good times.

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    We're in the middle of these days right now. She cried this morning because I broke the waffle into smaller pieces instead of letting her do it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KrisNine View Post
    We're in the middle of these days right now. She cried this morning because I broke the waffle into smaller pieces instead of letting her do it.
    Did I ever tell the story about the cutie orange? ACE was about 2 and I grabbed the cutie orange to peel over the trash can and he got it in his head I took an orange threw it straight in the trash, gawd he the flipped the fuck out. And when I magically made the orange reappear since it was in my hand the entire time he looked at me all pissed off anyway.
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    That's just it. You broke his cheese. Being so close to my friend's now 5 year old, we realized something very important. Mothers ruin everything. When he was about 3 he started saying "You ROONED it". If you change it, go near it, take it away, give it, reposition it - you've rooned it. She used to ask me to do her a favor and peek in on him playing on the floor....cause if he caught her looking, it was rooned. Now - at 5, he says I love you Mommy and I think you're beautiful too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KrisNine View Post
    We're in the middle of these days right now. She cried this morning because I broke the waffle into smaller pieces instead of letting her do it.
    You meany waffle-snatcher!
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    This poor kid is going to hate his dad when he sees this when he's older! It's a bit scary though, makes me nervous if I ever have kids!
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    Quote Originally Posted by A*O View Post
    Ahhh, those were the days. Good times.

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    LOL. No illusions here. So far he only cries when hungry or really uncomfortable or when me or his father sneeze or blow our noses while he's eating (interestingly, that's the only time it bothers him) but I'm pretty sure I too be putting his milk in the wrong cup when he's older.
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    My youngest was sure i could turn night to day,because once i rolled up the shutters and the room flooded in sunlight.So every bedtime she wanted me to *make it day,please mommy you can*Of course i couldnt,then she would sob until tired and asleep.I can still hear her little voice *take pity on your child,mommy and make it da_yyyyyyyyy*
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    This is why I could never be a mommy. You people have the patience of saints. I'd walk away from the little crappers, and let them die, if they started this hysteria over broken cheese or their boots. My nephews and niece know this about me. Their tears of frustration mean NOTHING to me. Or occasionally their little shit fits make me laugh, because it's all so ridiculous.

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    Anybody here had their little one have an actual sad cry from laughing too much?
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    I so don't miss this at all. Now I get the door slamming, stomping up the stairs, and the occasional "YOU ARE SO...SO...UNFAAAAAAIR". I swear my boys act like PMS'y teen girls...

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    If I'm singing along with the radio, sometimes my 2 year old will yell... "NOOOOOO STOP... NOOOOOO... naughty mummy". So I start singing.. "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands". He starts bopping, dancing and wiggling his bum. Start singing along with the radio again.. "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!.. NAUGHTY".
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    Oh, yeah. You definitely roon the song if you sing along.

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