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    Default Bleeding-edge Zombie merchandise...

    Zombie head bowling balls. Link provides some unforgettable shots of the balls in use:



    Zombie apocalypse bedding:


    Flayed-flesh garters:


    Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit - just in case you think $24,000 is too steep, it comes with a tactical beer mug that can be outfitted with the same accessories as a standard AR-15:

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    The bowling balls are cool but the bedding and stockings are disturbing. The bottom picture should have shown the zombie dummies, my bother in law has one and when you shoot it it has ooze that leaks out.
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    The bedding would be excellent for a guest room.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brookie View Post
    The bedding would be excellent for a guest room.
    Yes! For my mother-in-law!
    The stockings are gross, must have them for Halloween!
    Rachel likes this.
    Santa is an elitist mother fucker -- giving expensive shit to rich kids and nothing to poor kids.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    Flayed-flesh garters:

    Must get these.
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    I must have it all
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    Quote Originally Posted by Karistiona View Post
    I must have it all
    Can you imagine getting kicked out of your local bowling alley because kids are getting freaked out by your zombie-head bowing ball?

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    A girl can dream! They're so damn cool
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    I love the zombie bedding. LOL @ the mother-in-law crack! If my MIL was still alive, she'd definitely be sleeping on zombie sheets too!

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    Holy shit! My OH keeps on at me to try bowling with him and I don't want to in case I have to cut my nails. If he gets me a ball like that I may well change my mind! I also really, really, reaaaaaaally need some zombie garden gnomes.



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    This really makes me wish I were out on the market, hitting up babes with my new signature fragrance:Zombie for Him


    Demeter is selling Zombie-Scented Cologne and Perfume. Because what could be more attractive than the stench of rotting flesh and stale brain-breath? Well, actually… now that you ask, I can actually think of a lot of examples. Like clean laundry, fresh cut grass, new car smell, or cat piss. Wait, no — zombie and cat piss are definitely tied for last place. The undead-men’s fragrance smells of dried leaves, mushrooms, mildew, moss, and earth, while the women’s version is basically like the dude’s except it’s got notes of ‘bottom of the wine barrel’ added in for good measure. I’m gonna douse myself in the Eau de Zombie Stank like a frat boy does Axe Body Spray and watch everyone gasp in horror as I walk by. Now that’s what I call a good time! I… I live a very mundane existence.
    Thanks to SCIENCE for the tip. He doesn’t need cologne, he just wears one of those pine tree air fresheners around his neck. Drives the ladies wild. $20


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    On my wish list - zombie bottle opener:





    Zombie Bottle Opener

    • Sculpted bottle opener looks like a zombie
    • Handcrafted
    • Material: tough urethane resin and solid steel opener
    • Unique: no two are exactly alike - paint details may vary as these are hand painted
    • Made in USA - Handcrafted by local artisans
    • Design: Odd Art Fabrications
    • Size: 1-3/4" x 4-1/2" x 2" (4.5 cm x 11.4 cm x 5 cm)


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    Zombies Plush Slippers

    • Plush slippers shaped like a pair of zombie heads
    • Non-skid soles
    • Embroidered details
    • Material: 100% polyester
    • Fits men sizes 9 - 12
    • Size: 12" x 6" x 6" (30 cm x 15 cm x 15 cm)


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    Sale Price: $39.95

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    Zombie Head Decanter

    • Decanter shaped like a zombie's head
    • Material: glass, with cork
    • Size: 27 oz / 800 ml, 4" x 7-1/2" x 5" (10 cm x 19 cm x 12.5 cm)
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    Sale Price: $22.95

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    Zombie Feet Sandals

    • Slippers shaped like zombie feet
    • Size: Men's Large
    • Size: 4-1/4 " x 11-1/2" (10.5 cm x 29 cm)
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    Dismember-Me Plush Zombie

    • Plush zombie with detachable arms, legs, head and extra brain
    • Pull apart torso to reveal intestines
    • Limbs and head are held together with velcro
    • Size: 12" x 7-1/2" x 2" (30 cm x 19 cm x 5 cm)
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    The stockings would be awesome for Halloween and I love the bedding!
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