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    George Dubya Bush:
    -"Education is not my top priority"
    -"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
    -"I think we agree, the past is over."
    -"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world."
    -"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
    -"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
    -"For NASA, space is still a high priority."

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    -"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
    Which century did he live in??
    -"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
    Oh and here I thought it was something else...

    Is he on drugs? Or is there a loose connection between the brain and mouth?

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    I feel sorry for him! He really has no clue.
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    "I think — tide turning — see, as I remember — I was raised in the desert, but tides kind of — it's easy to see a tide turn — did I say those words?" —- George W. Bush, asked if the tide was turning in Iraq, Washington, D.C., June 14, 2006


    President Bush: "Peter. Are you going to ask that question with shades on?"
    Peter Wallsten of the Los Angeles Times: "I can take them off."
    Bush: "I'm interested in the shade look, seriously."
    Wallsten: "All right, I'll keep it, then."
    Bush: "For the viewers, there's no sun."
    Wallsten: "I guess it depends on your perspective."
    Bush: "Touché.

    —An exchange with legally blind reporter Peter Wallsten, to whom Bush later apologized, Washington, D.C., June 14, 2006


    "Trying to stop suiciders — which we're doing a pretty good job of on occasion — is difficult to do. And what the Iraqis are going to have to eventually do is convince those who are conducting suiciders who are not inspired by Al Qaeda, for example, to realize there's a peaceful tomorrow."
    - George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 24, 2006


    "You never know what your history is going to be like until long after you're gone." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 5, 2006

    "I was not pleased that Hamas has refused to announce its desire to destroy Israel." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 4, 2006


    "No question that the enemy has tried to spread sectarian violence. They use violence as a tool to do that." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., March 22, 2006

    God, it's ENDLESS!
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    Quote Originally Posted by AliceInWonderland
    George Dubya Bush:
    -"Education is not my top priority"
    -"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
    -"I think we agree, the past is over."
    -"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world."
    -"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
    -"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
    -"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
    Great quotes! Love'em.

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    -"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
    What. The Hell?

    This guy went to Yale?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AliceInWonderland
    -"I think we agree, the past is over."
    That's right up there with some of the lines from Plan 9 From Outer Space- "Eons of your years ago." and "Future events that will affect you in the future."

    The only problem is that while Plan 9 was a shitty but funny movie, President Bush is a real (shitty) person who's only funny because at this point, all you can do is laugh hysterically and *headdesk* repeatedly.

    At least he can't run a third time and we almost got him out the second time around. *sigh* So freakin' close.

    ETA: I love the NASA quote. Didn't you guys know that NASA's branching out into mining? So you see, Bush had to make that distinction between mining for coal and going into space. Perfectly reasonable.



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