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    Default New 500-man elite fighting unit for Iraq

    The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

    1. The season opened today.
    2. There is no limit.
    3. They taste just like chicken.
    4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
    5. They are DIRECTLY responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
    6. Their favorite movie is "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN."

    We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
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    Emma Peel aka Pacific Breeze aka Wilde1 aka gogodancer aka maribou

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    Default Re: New 500-man elite fighting unit for Iraq

    Ha Ha! That would do it! You know if they did that Osama would be found, killed, stuffed and mounted on a trailer wall within a week.

    "Hey Lurleen, Lookeet 'dis towel wearin' Aa-Rabb Terroar-Rist I done kilt me. I calls him Oh-Sammaa."

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