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    Default The nice guys of OK Cupid. Why are these men still single?

    I found this awesome tumblr. It puts together quotes and pictures from OK Cupid dating profiles.
    "nice guys" of okcupid

    "hello i'm nice i'm such a nice guy i do not understand why girls don't like me it must be because i'm too nice yes that is definitely it there couldn't possibly be another reason oh man maybe i should just become an asshole to stop myself being friendzoned i'm so nice i'm sick of all these fucking bitches choosing assholes over me they're so shallow the stupid whores"


    All the "nice guys" you could want! Like these fine examples of God's gift to women:








    so there you have it. Plenty more goodness at the site!
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    Somebody get me their numbers.

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    They all seem like such sweethearts. That's a great way to win over a girl - if you don't like me it's because I'm too nice and you're a whore. Charming.
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    and "your all morons".
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    The fourth one should have said, "You should message me if you want a guy who looks like Guy Fieri, but with even less cooking skills."

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    And "your all morons" also blames the entire female population for building a wall around him. I'm happy to take responsibility and would also happily push the last brick right into his face before I send in the wrecking ball.
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    I wish all you morons would stop building walls around nice guys. Whores.
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    and yet he still wants a woman.

    I get the feeling that none of these guys see women as human beings. They are entitled to have one and it should have been issued the moment they turned 18 damn it!

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    Grammatically incorrect losers. Stay alone forever.
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    Quote Originally Posted by juggernautofsin View Post
    This is the best thing I have seen all day!

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    Some more nice guys









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    So his last girlfriend was Taylor Swift?
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    OKCupid best-practices list:

    1. Don't call yourself a "nice guy"
    2. Don't talk about the "friend zone"
    3. Don't scowl at the camera
    4. Don't gesture obscenely at the camera
    5. If you have googley eyes, or a big fat head, don't use a self-shot as your OK Cupid portrait. It only enhances your otherworldliness.
    6. If you have a plushie or cosplay obsession, for God's sake, save it for later, and don't use it as your portrait
    7. No guido chains and Jersey Shore Shirts. At least not at the same time.
    8. Don't talk about your ex-girlfriend.
    9. Don't pose like you are about to poop in your shiny new suit.
    10. Don't photoshop your face onto someone standing at the top of a mountain. And if you do, at least smooth out the edges round the edges of the face.
    11. If you think that girls who ignore nice guys are screwed up, just imagine the head case that might respond positively to YOUR OK Cupid profile.
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    I've never heard of "friend zone" until just now. However, guys who whine about not getting laid because they're "too nice" have always irritated me. The ones I've known who describe themselves that way seem to get way too attentive way too fast, like you're the center of their universe the minute you meet. It's off-putting.
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