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    Gotta say, #10 is my favorite!
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    OMG, dying over here. I like #12.
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    Nah, I get a GREAT visual from #10 and the eColi. Awesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluebonnet View Post


    Gotta say, #10 is my favorite!
    anyone else just seeing a red x?
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    These aren't bad! They are great like that history guy Alexander or whatever.
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    These are funny. Most of them read as intentionally funny versus dumb kids.

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    I love these.
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    I love # 9. I want to think the person who wrote it had a good sense of humor.
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