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    Top Ten Most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down ....


    10. The cucumber has left the salad.

    9. Quasimoto needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

    8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.

    7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson..

    6. Elvis is leaving the building.

    5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

    4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.

    3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

    2. Men may be from Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.

    And the ..1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped.....

    1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.

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    LOL sooo funny
    johnny depp is life.

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    I remember being told I was "flying low" years ago.

    I was thinking "WTH? Flying?! What in gods name are you talking about you fool."

    Then I looked down and thought "Ahh, ok...."

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    I like number 4

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    I usually let my son know by saying "GOOD GAWD BOY I DON'T WANNA SEE THAT!"

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    hahaha, thanks for a good laugh
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    -Your hotdog-wagon is open...

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    My 9 year old son is CONSTANTLY forgetting to zip his fly. I mean it's to the point where I automatically check when he walks into the room to make sure.

    So the other day, his dad and he were at the grocery store. My son came home and was complaining that dad yelled at him in the store. I asked why dad would yell at him and he said because his fly was open. Then he went outside to play.

    When his dad came in, I asked why he had to yell at him about it, why not just (as usual) tell him to zip it up?

    His dad says "Because he didn't have any underwear on!!!!"
    LOL, I am so glad it was him and not me. hee hee
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    Oh man and its a good thing he caught "it" before anyone else did.

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    I use flying low.....

    Or 'your advertising'
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