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    WTF?!!!!

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    I would have failed as a housewife too.
    The cold feet part made me laugh (haha) sometimes I do that to my bf and he does that to me as well.
    ..and I mean that from the heart of my bottom..

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    I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!

    Come on, let's have lots of drinks.

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    If I could sit home and not have to worry about reality like the women back then did I would score and A+.

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    Obviously, my score is -20.
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    So women got extra points for going to church and taking the kids with them on Sundays, but the men were encouraged to sleep in? FUGGETT ABOOOUUUTTT IIITTT!
    Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sherbear905 View Post



    i'm the lucky one. this person could be my husband. this is all of the stuff he does. i'm the fat old bitch lying on the couch farting, yelling for someone to bring me dinner.
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    Lucky Msdeb....I would so love to have someone
    make me dinner every once in a while.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sparkly View Post
    So women got extra points for going to church and taking the kids with them on Sundays, but the men were encouraged to sleep in? FUGGETT ABOOOUUUTTT IIITTT!
    I noticed that, too. Quite hypocritical. I thought the man of the house was supposed to be 'Godly'
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    *hides his nails*
    Ok you got me ..I did laugh out loud at this..it was just so unexpected!
    Don't slap me, cause I'm not in the mood!

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    >
    > Believe it or not.
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    > Woman has Man in it;
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    > Mrs. has Mr . in it;
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    > Female has Male in it;
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    > She has He in it;
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    > Madam has Adam in it;
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    > No wonder men always want to be inside women!
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    > Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all
    > their life
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    > and time trying to go back between the legs of a woman....
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    > Why?
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    > BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME
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    > Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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    > I never looked at it this way before:
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    > Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?
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    >
    > MENtal illness
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    > MENstrual cramps
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    > MENtal breakdown
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    > MENopause
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    > GUYnecologist
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    > AND ..
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    > When we have REAL trouble, it's a
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    > HISterectomy.
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    > Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day.
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    > Send this to all the men just to annoy them ......:-))

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    Quote Originally Posted by sparkly View Post
    So women got extra points for going to church and taking the kids with them on Sundays, but the men were encouraged to sleep in? FUGGETT ABOOOUUUTTT IIITTT!
    That stuck out for me too. I guess the men deserved to be able sleep in cause Sat. was their drunken lodge meeting or some such shit.
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    Haha! I'd be a terrible wife back then. Actually, I think I just about broke even. As far as telling my husband before making purchases, yeeeeaaaahhhh....I usually tell my husband afterwards and fudge a bit on how much things actually cost. My mama always told me to round down. My husband actually laughs about it now. He says "was it 100 dollars? Or 199.99?" He knows me too well. Haha.
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    ^^lol. I went shopping yesterday (Saturday) and when my husband asked how much I spent I under cut the amount by almost a hundred bucks! He has no idea how much stuff costs anyway.

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    what a day

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