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    The 25 Most Awkward Cat Sleeping Positions


    1. The Full Situp
    To achieve the full situp, you must begin with the genuine intention of exercising your abs and promptly fall asleep midway through the task. This position is extremely advanced and not recommended for amateur sleepers.


    2. The Awkward Spoon
    The goal here is not so much intimacy as it is the socially uncomfortable sharing of a physical space with someone. Bonus points if your arm falls asleep but you're too embarrassed to move it.


    3. The Semicircle
    Tuck your tail between your legs and imagine that you are an omelet.


    4. The Sunbather
    The trick is to look like someone who is acting comfortable whilst also appearing extremely uncomfortable. Let's take this excellent opportunity to coin the term "meta-comfortable."


    5. The Double Bed
    You will need a partner for this one. The goal is not so much comfort as an expression of sheer, unadulterated greed.


    6. The Half-Box
    Any old box will do, but two of your feet - preferably on opposite sides of your body - must remain outside the container at all times.


    7. The Backstroker
    Do not even attempt unless you have tiny, tiny, precious little legs.


    8. The Sleeping Baby
    Find a baby. Imitate the baby.


    9. The Fur Pile
    For this, you will need at least three friends who are not averse to your sleeping on them.


    10. The Full-Box
    Just get your whole damn body in there no matter what it takes. Be the box.


    11. The Drunken Radiator
    Just because you are obviously some kind of gin-addled hobo doesn't mean you can't be nice and warm.


    12. The Sleeping Dog
    Find a dog. Imitate the dog.


    13. The Librarian
    Bury your furry little head in your paws and try to look as contemplative and bookish as possible before drifting off.


    14. The Ruler
    Measure the floor with every inch of your tiny body.


    15. The Windowsill
    The whole world is your hammock.


    16. The Clothes Dryer
    Imagine that you are a wet T-shirt, fresh from the washing machine. Drape yourself accordingly.


    17. The Pot Luck
    Think of yourself as a last-minute fruit salad that everyone will be very polite about but probably not enjoy all that much.


    18. The Head-Rush
    Head to the ground, paws in the air - let gravity do the rest.


    19. The Odd One Out
    For this one you will need first to find two willing conformists.


    20. The Mid-Sentence
    Only recommended for individuals with extreme forms of narcolepsy.


    21. The Bag Of Limbs (Box Edition)
    Have a friend or loved one take you apart and put you back together haphazardly inside a box.


    22. The Bag Of Limbs (Couch Edition)
    Same as above, except (obviously) without the box.


    23. The Dog Bed
    Not a bed for dogs, but a bed that is made of dogs. I.e., the most comfortable bed you will ever sleep on that also smells kind of funky.


    24. The Office Worker
    Fall asleep on the job. LOL.


    25. The Married Couple
    Don't be afraid to snore.
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    omg so adorable!!!!

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    LOVE these!
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    too damn cute, fuck you Mel I ain't a crazy cat lady
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    cats sleep like drunk people!

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    Very cute. But it's not just cats, but dogs and toddlers (yep, the human kind) who can sleep in the most insane postures.
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    cuteness overload.
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    I am not really a cat person, but these are adorable-especially the ones where they are sleeping together(so cute in animals) and the one sleeping with the dog! I love it when dogs and cats get along.

    Almost makes me want to get a cat(I am apparently allergic to them unfortunately though).

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    Shouldn't this one have been entitled, "Cat on a hot tin roof?" I mean, come on, this writes itself!
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    Squeee so cute! My kitties used to sleep on our old-fashioned radiators, they'd tuck their legs and tails down the slats for maximum cat-baking. So cute.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WhateverLolaWants View Post
    The 25 Most Awkward Cat Sleeping Positions



    10. The Full-Box
    Just get your whole damn body in there no matter what it takes. Be the box.

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    Haha! Love these!
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    Omg cuteness overload indeed!

    My cat does The Semicircle in his little round bed all the time:


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