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    Elite Member Tiara's Avatar
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    Default The best shop ever!

    >>>The Husband Store
    >>>A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City,
    >>>where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at
    >>>the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
    >>>1. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
    >>>2. There are six floors and the attributes of the men improve as you
    >>>ascend to each new floor .
    >>>3. You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose
    >>>to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down a floor
    >>>except to exit the building!
    >>>So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
    >>>On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men
    >>>have jobs.
    >>>The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love
    >>>The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love
    >>>and are extremely good looking.
    >>>"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
    >>>She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men
    >>>jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the
    >>>"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it"
    >>>Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These
    >>>have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the
    >>>housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
    >>>She is so tempted to stay, but she has to see what husbands on the
    >>>sixth floor have to offer. The sign reads:
    >>>Floor 6 - You are visitor 76,456,012 to this floor. There are no men
    >>>on this floor. This floor exists solely to prove that women are
    >>>impossible to please.
    >>>Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
    >>>A New Wives store opened across the street.
    >>>The first floor has wives that love sex.
    >>>The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
    >>>Floors three through six have never been visited.
    No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won't make you cry
    G_ F_CK Y__RS_LF - Would you like to buy a vowel??

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    Elite Member loulou58's Avatar
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    Default Re: The best shop ever!

    hehe i think i'd of taken a visit to floor 6 too!

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    Default Re: The best shop ever!

    Tiara, thanks. That was hysterical!

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