Would you date these men? The world's weirdest dating website profiles

**MohandasKGanja** · June 11th, 2012, 05:59 PM

Fluoride Guy is my personal favorite.

World's weirdest dating website profiles that will make you feel better about yourself | Mail Online

When it comes to online dating a little bit of self-promotion can go a long way. As can picking a flattering profile picture.
Because first impressions are important, right?
But apparently no one told that to these men before they posted their pictures onto dating website Okcupid, accompanied by some of the most bizarre statements.

What were you thinking: These photos sum up the perils of online dating

Unattractive: There are some serious fashion offences being committed on the site

Compiled by Buzzfeed, one gem on the list features an elderly-looking man who has opted for a photo of himself with a flamboyant beach towel wrapped around his torso and head.
Just his nose, one eye and half of his mouth can be seen, as well as a pair of naked pasty legs.

Read more: World's weirdest dating website profiles that will make you feel better about yourself | Mail Online

And if that wasn’t enough to put you off, in response to the prompt ‘I spend a lot of time thinking about…’ he has written: ‘Will I be single all my life?’ Don't all jump at once!

Another, apparently chauvinistic, male has put up a grainy image of himself, shirtless, with the line ‘I spend a lot of time thinking about women shooting’.
He has also divulged that: ‘the most private thing I’m willing to admit is I have no teeth’, which is a distinct possibility given his lack of smile.

Boasting: This guy claims to have won beauty pageants

Unnecessary: This man's profile features a classic case of too-much-information

Over-share: If the bed quilt on the wall behind him weren't enough, this man's comment will have most women running

Gurning: Someone needs to teach this man how to smile

A heavily tattooed man holding a beer in one hand and a gun in the other, boasts: ‘I was in beauty pageants and won as a boy.’ Not as a girl, then.

Another has posted a shamelessly self-taken photograph, describing himself as being really good at ‘welding an shootin’. But not spelling, clearly.
If religious calling is your thing then you might want to check out this next guy. ‘The most private thing I’m willing to admit,’ he writes, is ‘I MET JESUS ON MARCH 15, 1975’. All in caps. Which is just unacceptable in itself.
Like many of the men on the site he is committing serious fashion offences, wearing an ill-fitting t-shirt and short shorts.
So too is the man who has posted a picture of himself wearing a black jacket, dark glasses and an unbuttoned white shirt, displaying an alarming amount of chest hair.
To top it off the caption reads: ‘At my best friend’s funeral. RIP Justin.’

Chauvinistic: Advertising a desire to shoot women

Read more: World's weirdest dating website profiles that will make you feel better about yourself | Mail Online

**Janet296** · June 11th, 2012, 07:56 PM

I wonder why the pickle juice guy is wearing a garbage bag?

**Lalique** · June 11th, 2012, 08:18 PM

This guy's face

**hustle4alivin** · June 11th, 2012, 08:18 PM

**OrangeSlice** · June 11th, 2012, 08:31 PM

ROFL I still love that cat gif. (I hope the poor cat was okay.)

**twitchy2.0** · June 11th, 2012, 08:36 PM

Originally Posted by Janet296

I wonder why the pickle juice guy is wearing a garbage bag?

Keeps the pickle juice off your clothes.

**OrangeSlice** · June 11th, 2012, 08:38 PM

Doesn't everybody like a little nip of pickle juice every now and then?

**Icepik** · June 11th, 2012, 08:40 PM

**KrisNine** · June 12th, 2012, 12:32 AM

Nothing like pickle juice on potato chips! Mmmm good.

**DeadDwarf** · June 12th, 2012, 01:27 AM

Ok, if I had to bang one, I would do pageant guy. He's not as repulsive as the others and at least he looks like he would be entertaining with his drinking and shooting shit while wearing his ugly overalls. Maybe he would have some good tattoo stories, too.

**Jexxifer** · June 12th, 2012, 04:34 AM

Originally Posted by Lalique

This guy's face

It looks like it was run through Grim's fat app.

**Lalique** · June 12th, 2012, 06:25 AM

^^You're right! Looks like Paul Simon run thru the fat app

**Heidi Ho** · June 12th, 2012, 08:16 AM

I think the guy with the gun is kinda Hot..Having said that I wouldn't want to date him or anything because he also looks like a bit of a dickhead.

**Ravenna** · June 12th, 2012, 09:12 AM

This is Jim Carrey in an alternate universe where he got into drugs instead of acting.

**Karistiona** · June 12th, 2012, 11:30 AM

Originally Posted by DeadDwarf

Ok, if I had to bang one, I would do pageant guy. He's not as repulsive as the others and at least he looks like he would be entertaining with his drinking and shooting shit while wearing his ugly overalls. Maybe he would have some good tattoo stories, too.

Originally Posted by Heidi Ho

I think the guy with the gun is kinda Hot..Having said that I wouldn't want to date him or anything because he also looks like a bit of a dickhead.

Thank God it's not just me!