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    Cool Man Mistakes Girlfriend for Hog







    Guy mistakenly shoots gal pal on romantic hog-hunting date

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    A Florida man probably wishes he had taken his girlfriend bowling instead of hog hunting after he accidentally mistook her for a hog and shot her. Steven Egan thought he had just nailed one of the creatures and headed off to locate it. When he heard a rustle, he fired into the woods, thinking it was the fallen animal. Unfortunately, it was his girlfriend, Lisa Simmons, who was collecting oranges that had fallen from the trees. The 52-year-old Egan is a pretty good shot, hitting Simmons with a .30-caliber bullet in both legs. Simmons was airlifted to a nearby hospital, where she remains in serious condition. We think Egan's next hunt may be for a new girlfriend.

    Guy mistakenly shoots gal pal on romantic hog-hunting date


    OK. Just. Wow.

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    As Bonnie Tyler sung "hit me with your best shot" but not for real.

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    Florida: where reenacting Deliverance gets out of hand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucianodel View Post
    As Bonnie Tyler sung "hit me with your best shot" but not for real.
    Pat Benatar.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Icepik View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucianodel View Post
    As Bonnie Tyler sung "hit me with your best shot" but not for real.
    Oh fuck no. You've gotta be kidding me....
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    And its Florida FTW! **and the crowd goes wild**
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    Actually, it's the guy's girlfriend FTW. Anyone who agrees to go hog hunting with their honey needs his/her head examined.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brookie View Post
    Actually, it's the guy's girlfriend FTW. Anyone who agrees to go hog hunting with their honey needs his/her head examined.
    Vouch!!!!!!!!!!!
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    And its Florida FTW! **and the crowd goes wild**
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    Yeah, but you're from Florida so you don't get a vote. Just keep up the crazy for our amusement.
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    That's just mean.

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