All of God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
If I wanted the government in my womb I'd fuck a Senator
Misconception #2 reminded me of an old SNL skit. Burt Reynolds, Al Franken, Bill Murray, Larraine Newman, Harry Shearer, et. al.
Cute. I love stuff like this.
"I've cautiously embraced jeggings"
Emma Peel aka Pacific Breeze aka Wilde1 aka gogodancer aka maribou
Yip, yip, yip in your tiny indignation. Bark furiously on, lady dog.
My favourite was the last fact:
People knew the earth was round long, LONG before Columbus/Newton!
This is one of the few things about which I'm willing to put my foot down and get into arguments with other people over. But can I ever convince anyone? Noooooooooooo.
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its bum"?
Bitch stole my name.
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
I can't believe anyone still freaking believes any of that stuff. Well, except for the one about Napoleon. I've heard it before, but it still surprised me again.
"Schadenfreude, hard to spell, easy to feel." ~VenusinFauxFurs
"Scoffing is one of my main hobbies!" ~Trixie
Thank you for sharing this! I love it!
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KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!
Come on, let's have lots of drinks.
Fuck you all, I'm going viral.
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