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    Default Sports Commentator Slip-Ups

    1 "Sure, there have been deaths in boxing, but none of them serious."
    (Alan Minter)

    2. "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria.I saw her snatch this morning

    and it was amazing ! "
    (Pat Glenn - weightlifting commentator)

    3. "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Darryl Gibson comes inside of him."
    (New Zealandrugby commentator Murray Mexted)

    4. "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."
    (Ted Walsh - horse racing commentator)

    5. "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
    (Winston Bennett)

    6. "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it,
    which is identical."
    (Murray Walker - F1 racingcommentator)

    7. "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my father and mother."
    (Greg Norman)

    8. "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same
    thing again."
    (Terry Venables - Soccer Coach)

    9. "I would not say that David Ginola is the best left winger in the
    Premiership, but there are none better."
    (Ron Atkinson - soccer coach)

    10. "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridgepresident is
    kissing
    the cox of the Oxford crew."
    (Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977)

    11. "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on
    the field"
    (Metro Radio)

    12. "Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seems to hang in the
    air
    for even longer."
    (David Acfield)

    13. "What will you do when you leave football, Jack. Will you stay in
    football?"
    (Stuart Hall Radio 5 live)

    14. "And there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs
    and showing his class."
    (David Coleman at the MontrealOlympics)

    15. "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is
    that
    before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
    them....Oh My God! What have I just said?!!!"
    (US PGA Commentator)

    16. "For those of you who are watching in black and white, the blue is
    behind the brown."
    (Ted Lowe, Snooker commentator)

    17. True story... a female news anchor who, the day after it was
    supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and
    asked... "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" ...
    Not only did he have to leave the set, but half the crew did too as they
    were laughing so hard!
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    Default Re: Sports Commentator Slip-Ups

    They're all really funny
    I never get tired of #17
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    Default Re: Sports Commentator Slip-Ups

    Yogi Berra was the king of these malaprops.

    "This is like deja vu all over again."

    "You can observe a lot just by watching."

    "He must have made that before he died." -- Referring to a Steve McQueen movie.

    "I want to thank you for making this day necessary." -- On Yogi Berra Appreciation Day in St. Louis in 1947.

    "I'd find the fellow who lost it, and, if he was poor, I'd return it." -- When asked what he would do if he found a million dollars.

    "Think! How the hell are you gonna think and hit at the same time?"

    "You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there."

    "I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early."

    "If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else."

    "If you can't imitate him, don't copy him."

    "You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."

    "Baseball is 90% mental -- the other half is physical."

    "It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much."

    "Slump? I ain't in no slump. I just ain't hitting."

    "A nickel isn't worth a dime today."

    "Nobody goes there anymore; it's too crowded."
    Source: http://rinkworks.com/said/yogiberra.shtml

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