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    A College professor was doing a study testing the
    senses of first-graders, using a bowl of
    lifesavers.

    He gave all the children the same kind of
    lifesavers, one at a time and asked
    them to identify them by color flavor. The
    children began to say:

    Red ....Cherry
    Yellow......Lemon
    Green .......Lime
    Orange.........Orange

    Finally the professor gave them all honey
    lifesavers.

    After eating them for a few moments none of the
    children could identify the taste.

    "Well" he said, "I'll give you all a clue, it's
    what your mother may sometimes call your father."

    One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out
    and yelled, "OH MY GOD!!!! They're ass holes!!"

    Only out off the mouths of little babes......



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    Thanks for that one *trina*

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    The joke of the day:

    The Blonde and the Deodorant

    The blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell anything called bottom deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures him that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more. ''I'm sorry,'' says the pharmacist, ''we don't have any.''
    ''But I always get it here,'' says the blonde.

    ''Do you have the container it comes in?''

    ''Yes!'' says the blonde, ''I will go and get it.''

    She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist, who looks at it and says to her, ''This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant.''

    The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container: ''To apply, push up bottom.''
    /I'll be here all week.
    // try the veal.

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    OUCH
    Nope.

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    http://www.lotsofjokes.com/

    Clean jokes, plenty of 'em.

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