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    love it!
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    Tee hee these are funny.
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    HAHAHHAHA My favorite one.....

    Who do I have to fuck to get off this boat?

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    Lmao.

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    Hehehe. Thanks for the laugh!
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    This one is my fav.

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    Love this!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    This one is my fav.

    At least 5 people have posted this one to FB today! That is the most perfect "Bitch please" face ever!
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    I also choose to believe the rumors because I am, when it is all said and done, a dirty gossip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhateverLolaWants View Post
    this one cracks me up!
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    Saw this one on FB a few days ago.

    Quote Originally Posted by Celestial View Post
    I also choose to believe the rumors because I am, when it is all said and done, a dirty gossip.

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    LOLZ From Pitbull's FB page...

    Who do I have to fuck to get off this boat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by angelais View Post
    Ryan Gosling is fucking Hilary Clinton? I'll kill her!


    Who can tell me where Hilary is? Is that a special train or plane?

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    This was my fav:

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