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Old May 9th, 2006, 09:40 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Dear Mom and Dad,




You'll be happy to hear that I have finally left my black boyfriend.



I know you both didn't approve of him because of his race and the fact



that he is ten years older than me. I found, as you suggested, a nice



white English boy the same age as me.




Attached is a recent photo of the two of us. He's looking forward to



meeting you both.




Your loving daughter,



Jenn




NSFW
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Old May 9th, 2006, 09:42 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Geez. There went my orange juice.
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Old May 9th, 2006, 10:19 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I find it funny that someone who walks around with that ugly prick hanging out would drink something as ordinary as beer. It just doesn't compute.
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Old May 9th, 2006, 10:23 AM   #4 (permalink)
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It's not beer, it's a rabid (hence the foam) vampire's pee
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Old May 13th, 2006, 02:19 PM   #5 (permalink)
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EEEW!!! that is gross hahaha
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