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    Elite Member Tiara's Avatar
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    Default Having a bad day?

    A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking

    frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire

    running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to

    jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a

    handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that

    moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.



    Having a Bad Day????

    The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez

    Oil spill in Alaska was $ 80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of

    the most expensively saved animals were being released back into

    the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers.

    A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.



    Still think you are having a Bad Day????

    In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the

    same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of

    their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had

    something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the

    mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. on Sunday, so a

    worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause

    of the incidents.



    The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all of

    the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see

    for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some

    were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off

    the evil spirits. ..Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie

    Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and

    unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.



    STILL think you're having a Bad Day????

    Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending

    pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two

    thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence,

    stampeding madly. The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.



    What?? STILL having a Bad Day????

    Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a

    letter bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on it.

    Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits



    There now, feeling better????
    No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won't make you cry
    G_ F_CK Y__RS_LF - Would you like to buy a vowel??

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    Elite Member Barbara's Avatar
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    Default Re: Having a bad day?

    The last one deserves a Gold Darwin Award
    Nope.

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    Default Re: Having a bad day?

    omg the seal one is sooooo sad! poor little things

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    Default Re: Having a bad day?

    Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a

    letter bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on it.

    Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits



    There now, feeling better????
    Way better Dumbass!
    Im ashamed to say what I did for a klondike bar...

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    Default Re: Having a bad day?

    the one that really bugs me is the hospital bed one
    WTF?

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    Default Re: Having a bad day?

    Lol

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