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    GIRLS FROM CANADA

    Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man married a woman from ALABAMA and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said it took a couple of days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were done.


    The second man had married a woman from FLORIDA. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. On the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.

    The third man had married a CANADIAN GIRL. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said on the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything either, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper.

    Got to love those Canadian girls!!

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    What a horrible Xenophobic 'joke'! Naturally the first two 'girls' (the doormats) had to be AMERICANS!!!!! This is just another blatant attack on the good ole' US of A!!! I am soooo tired of these petty and pathetic attacks on our country...
































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    omg it was a joke.. chill.

    god knows Americans have made Canada the butt of their jokes time & time again.

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    Default Re: Canadian joke that made me giggle

    He was kidding, look at the bottom of his post

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    I think it would ring true if the first two guys
    married Canadian girls and the third guy married
    a trailer park princess from Alabama or something.

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    When I heard this joke, the third wife was from NJ. Goes to show you how you can adapt any joke to suit your audience
    Last edited by DeChayz; April 30th, 2006 at 01:18 PM.

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    When I heard it, the third wife was from NYC!!

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    There's no such thing as an original any more. A friend forwarded it to me...so blame her! hehehe

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    Quote Originally Posted by NoDayButToday
    He was kidding, look at the bottom of his post
    eep!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Elphie
    eep!

    So was I, check the hehehe.


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    I received this joke too, but the last girl was from my state. It's best when it's personalized.
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    When I heard the joke, it was the women who had swelled eyes
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