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    Wonderful blog someone's put together of screen captures from facebook of people thinking stories from The Onion are real.

    Literally Unbelievable

    I'm glad someone's doing this. I've been having private chortles for a while by running Onion story titles through an Openbook search. It's amazing how utterly gullible people are.









    I loved the many of facebook pages I read who thought the abortionplex story was real.


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    This is hilarious. God, people are stupid.

    I love how if you go to the link, you see that one of the people who posted a link to the Abortionplex article is a congressman. Can you recall someone just for being an idiot?

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    This is HILARIOUS!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BBDSP View Post
    I love how if you go to the link, you see that one of the people who posted a link to the Abortionplex article is a congressman. Can you recall someone just for being an idiot?


    You'd think he'd have a fact checker on staff.

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    Reading comprehension and critical thinking are in short supply these days. That said, I love The Onion!
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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post



    This is fucking hysterical, especially these.
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    Love the one about the massive star in the solar system. Yesterday's news (lots of yesterdays).
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    Oh I fucking love it!
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    KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!

    Come on, let's have lots of drinks.

    Fuck you all, I'm going viral.

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    Those people are too stupid for words...
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    People will believe anything!

    "The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."

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    This thread is worth it just for the "brain dead teen only capable of rolling eyes and texting to be euthanized".

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    This is fucking great. Really funny. But my god, most people are just too stupid to live.
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    The "star discovered at centre of our solar system" one had me cackling. That dumbarse congressman John Fleming is dangerously stupid.
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    John Fleming links to Onion story on Facebook - Mackenzie Weinger - POLITICO.com

    Rep. John Fleming has deleted his Facebook post linking to an article in The Onion about a fictional Planned Parenthood “Abortionplex.”
    In a Facebook status on Friday, the Louisiana Republican alerted his followers to The Onion’s May 18, 2011 article, “Planned Parenthood Opens $8 Billion Abortionplex” and wrote “More on Planned Parenthood, abortion by the wholesale.” Fleming’s spokesman Doug Sachtleben confirmed to POLITICO the post has since been removed from the congressman’s Facebook page and said the office had no further comment.

    The Onion’s editor, Joe Randazzo, said the publication is proud to count Fleming as a reader.

    “We’re delighted to hear that Rep. Fleming is a regular reader of America’s Finest News Source and doesn’t bother himself with The New York Times, Washington Post, the mediums of television and radio, or any other lesser journalism outlets,” he said in a statement.


    Read more: John Fleming links to Onion story on Facebook - Mackenzie Weinger - POLITICO.com


    Read more: John Fleming links to Onion story on Facebook - Mackenzie Weinger - POLITICO.com
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    I loved someone's comment to him "How did you get elected?"
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    KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!

    Come on, let's have lots of drinks.

    Fuck you all, I'm going viral.

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