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    Default Shakespeare Random Insult Generator

    Just in time for the Bard's 442nd birthday.

    http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html?

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    You are as a candle, the better burnt out.
    Taken from: Henry IV, part 2
    OUCH!!!
    Nope.

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    Hence, horrible villain, or I'll spurn thine eyes like balls before me; I'll unhair thy head, Thou shalt be whipp'd with wire, and stew'd'in brine, smarting in lingering pickle.

    Taken from: Antony and Cleopatra
    I scorn you, scurvy companion. What, you poor, base, rascally, cheating, lack-linen mate! Away, you moldy rogue, away!

    Taken from: Henry IV, part 2
    oooh, SNAP!

    I love Shakespearean insults. One of my theater classes use to play the Shakespearean Insult game, we had a sheet with 3 or 4 columns and you had to pick a word from each one and then insult another actor. Good times.

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    Mine: Thou reeky whoreson baggage!

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    Draw thy tool. My naked weapon is out

    oo-er!

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    Thou loathed issue of thy father's loins!

    Taken from: Richard III

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    Thou impertinent fen-sucked ratsbane!
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    Thou beslubbering rough-hewn maggot-pie!

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    I love this.

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    Thou vain base-court scut!
    I don't like the sound of that...

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    Thou cockered lily-livered devil-mon!
    Yeah, right back at you!

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    Drop into the rotten mouth of death.


    I'm gunna use that one on my brother
    No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won't make you cry
    G_ F_CK Y__RS_LF - Would you like to buy a vowel??

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    "Thou jarring beetle-headed giglet!"

    What's a giglet? Apparently it's me!
    Keep passing the open windows.

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    Sense sure you have, else could you not have motion; but sure that sense is apoplex'd. Taken from: Hamlet
    In yo face, bitch!

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    You should be women, and yet your beards forbid me to interpret that you are so.

    Taken from: Macbeth

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