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    Default Giant hill o' lard thinks she's sexy and wants to be twice as big and twice as hawt.

    Im supersizing to be the worlds fattest woman, says 52st (728 pounds!!!)mother of two (but shes only halfway there)
    • 'Big Beautiful' fans helping her in her bid
    • Her 4,900 calorie main course at dinner consists of 12 filled tacos
    By Some Asshole at the Daily Mail
    Last updated at 12:33 PM on 18th August 2011

    Obese model Susanne Eman is saying 'Supersize Me' for real - in her bid to become the fattest woman ever.

    The 52-stone bombshell [sic] aims to reach a whopping 115 stone, or 1,600lb,(725.747 kg) by guzzling at least 20,000 calories a day.

    Susanne, 32, from Arizona, USA, hopes to pass the half-way milestone of 57 stones (798 pounds, 361.966 kg)by the end of the year.

    Weigh to go: Susanne Eman posing with her two sons, Gabriel, left, 16, and Brendin, right, 12, and their dog Sisco, 6, at their home in Casa Grande, Arizona

    The single mother-of-two believes she's already overtaken former biggest mum Donna Simpson, 43, from New Jersey, who weighs 50 stones(700 pounds, 317.514kilos).
    And Susanne - who is creating a stir among fans of 'Super Size Big Beautiful Women' (SSBBWs) - plans to increase her calorie-intake to keep gaining.

    I'd love to find out if it's humanly possible to reach a ton, she said. A previous record holder was 1,600lbs (115 stone, 725.747 kg) , so I have to be at least that.

    Little and large: Ms Eman poses back to back with her sister Cassie, 26

    My next goal is to be 57 stone (800lbs, 362.873 kg) by the end of the year.

    At my current rate of growth, I should be 115 stone (1610 pounds, 730.283 kg)by age 41 or 42( 7 or 7.25 dog years).

    Susanne visits the supermarket once a month with sons Gabriel, 16, and Brendin, 12, and spends up to eight hours filling six trollies.

    It's like a full day's work, said Susanne, who uses a motorised scooter, but astonishingly believes she can stay healthy.

    She added: The bigger I get, the better I feel. I feel more confident and sexy. Why shouldn't I push the limits and see how fat I can get and stay healthy?

    Susanne's bizarre mission began after she couldn't stop gaining weight naturally.

    'Two years ago I hit 35 stone because I was losing my battle against weight gain, she said.

    I noticed I actually started attracting more men, and it made me feel good.

    The unemployed mother - who cannot work because of her weight - claims she stays active by doing simple exercises and having regular health checks.

    I go for a waddle and do stretches and exercises every day, she said. 'My muscles need to hold up to my weight, so I have to stay strong.

    I take my blood pressure once a week, and every day, after I exercise, I take readings of my other vitals. I use a pulse oximeter to measure the concentration of oxygen in my blood stream.

    And I take my blood sugar levels just like a diabetic. If either of the readings go above a certain level, I'll immediately contact my doctor for advice.

    If I was to get sick, I've arranged for my sister to take care of my kids.

    Supermarket sweep: Ms Eman spends an incredible eight hours stocking up for the month

    Heavy going: Ms Eman takes regular health checks, left, but insists that the bigger she gets, the better she feels

    She wasn't always obese: Ms Eman aged 19 with her two sons, Brendin, centre, and Gabriel, right, in 1998

    I haven't gone near the danger zones yet though.

    Despite warnings from her doctor that her bizarre experiment could kill her, Susanne insists she wants to break the record.

    Dr Patrick Flite said: She's really playing Russian roulette with her life with this goal. There are well-documented complications that come with morbid obesity.

    I would never encourage anyone to be doing what Susanne is doing.

    Dr Flite said Susanne's medical checks showed no current problems, adding: She's capable of making her own decisions. I don't see any psychiatric problems or anything else wrong.

    But Susanne admitted she's taken steps to protect her children in the future.

    The boys do notice my diet and that I eat more each day, she said.

    I tell them that everybody likes different things. If I'm making something fatty and they want something healthy, then I make us different meals.

    Susanne even acts as an online agony aunt for other potential SSBBWs.

    I want to break the stigma that being fat is a bad thing, she said. I remind other fat people that it is OK for them to be that way.

    The message I want to get across is for people to accept others for who they are.


    Breakfast: 6 x eggs scrambled, cooked in butter 468 cals. 1/2 pound bacon 1,168 cals, 4 x potatoes as hash browns 672 cals, 6 x pieces toast with butter 600 cals, 32 ounce cream shake 1,160 cals. Snacking 1 x bag of animal cookies 1,950 cals, 2litre bottle of soft drink 800 cals, 1 x 10.5 ounce bag of barbecue flavour crisps 1,650 cals, 3 x ham and cheese sandwiches 1,576 cals.

    Lunch: 3 x beef, bean and green chilli burritos with 1 x cup of sour cream 1,453 cals. Salad (1 head lettuce, 1 cup cherry tomatoes, 1 cup carrots, 1 cucumber, 1/2 cup ranch dressing, bacon bits, 1 cup crumbled cheese, 1 cup chicken 1,479 cals.
    Dinner: 12 x filled tacos + 1 x cup sour cream 4,906 cals, 2litre bottle of soda 800 cals, Dessert 8 x scoops vanilla ice cream 2,080 cals, 1 x small pan of brownies 1,200 cals.
    Total: 21,962 calories

    World's worst newspaper: Susanne Eman's bid to be world's fattest woman: 52st mother of 2 is 'supersizing' | Mail Online

    Race to the finish!!! Susanne Eman or Donna Simpson? who will reach one ton first? Who will die first? Place bets now!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    As Canadian as possible under the circumstances


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    Her sister looks like Katy Perry.
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    Love the look on the nurse's face behind her when she's on the scale. She'll never make 1600 lbs; she'll die trying though. Darwin Award candidate.
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    OMG. What a sick thing to do to those boys.
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    I'm supposed to feel sorry when she kills her self right? Fucking idiots
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    I feel bad for her kids and dog. Can you imagine what her shit looks like?
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    What a selfish pig! How can she do this to her kids, and she has arraignments with her 26 your old sister to dump them on when she gets sick & dies. Who pays for all this food she gobbles down every day? I would like to punch her in the face for her kids & all the starving people on earth. CUNT.
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    As long as she doesn't claim benefits and pays her medical bills from her own pocket (long with putting aside a hefty sum for her funeral and the tuition of her boys, along with housekeeping money for the sister who will have to llok after her kids) she can eat as much as she likes. Great candidate for the Darwin Awards.

    I do not see however how you can declare yourself HEALTHY when you need a fucking motorized scooter in the shop because you cannot drag your fat arse around to buy your 20 000 kcal food.

    I mean blimey, I'm between 1300 and 1500 a day... How can you possibly eat that much???

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    Sisco the dogs looks like he wants to escape. She's demented

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    Why shouldn't I push the limits and see how fat I can get and stay healthy?
    I wonder why she thinks she's so charmed that she can stay healthy at 1,600 lbs and not die of a massive heart attack or stroke when no one else in the world can.

    Her diet is unbelievable. If she chokes all that down in one day, I'm almost impressed in a disgusted kind of way.

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    Eaten herself to death yet?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Butterfly View Post
    What a selfish pig! How can she do this to her kids, and she has arraignments with her 26 your old sister to dump them on when she gets sick & dies. Who pays for all this food she gobbles down every day? I would like to punch her in the face for her kids & all the starving people on earth. CUNT.
    I hate her too.

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    She's not playing with the full deck. Her poor kids.

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    Some people really have too much time on their hands. She needs to be locked up.

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    wow those poor kids

    I have no sympathy for this woman if she wants to eat her way to an early death then so be it
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