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    Default Suri's Burn Book

    Suri Cruise has a blog.

    Suri's Burn Book

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    that's hilarious!



    Say what you want about my mother, but that bitch has manners. She didn’t even have a shower. You know why? Because baby showers are for poor people.
    And Stella—every outfit is an opportunity. Try harder than Crocs.
    I love it!
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    If I wanted the government in my womb I'd fuck a Senator

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    This is awesome!
    If you reveal your secrets to the wind you should not blame the wind for revealing them to the trees.

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    Someone has WAY too much time on their hands. And, they are pretty fucking funny.
    RELIGION: Treat it like it's your genitalia. Don't show it off in public, and don't shove it down your children's throats.

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    genius!
    & not a single fuck was given...

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    Grier Henchy (the little one with the surly disposition) and I were born on the exact same day at the exact same hospital. Now, five and a half years later, I’m me and she’s an angry ginger at a Smurfs premiere.
    I’ve yet to make my red carpet debut, but I can guarantee you that when I do, I will not be wearing PANTS and FLATS.

    Ahaha, I died.
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    OMG I loved it!!! Thanks for the laugh

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    on page 4 of Suri's book, in the vanity fair photo she looks Asian.

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    whoaaa.. nice hand book..
    just drink n relax.. \m/<(^_^)>\m/

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    That is like te Michael K of the baby world.
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    Love this!!!

    Don’t worry about me. I make her carry me. These shoes cost more than her car.
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    I also choose to believe the rumors because I am, when it is all said and done, a dirty gossip.

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    "I have my own wine cellar and a Rolls. It has custom pedals and a built-in booster seat, and was actually built for my father before I claimed it for myself."

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    I think the real Suri is bitchier, but I love how she talks about Tiny Tom and Katie. Very funny.
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    Kate Hudson has been photographed out and about a lot in the last week, while she has been vacationing with the family in London. Here are some of the places where she has been spotted:
    • A cafe lunch with son Ryder and fiance Matt Bellamy
    • A soccer game with son Ryder and fiance Matt Bellamy
    • A bike ride with fiance Matt Bellamy
    You guys, I think Kate Hudson forgot that she has a baby! Poor Bing is always being left behind with a grandma or a babysitter or just a baby Life Alert bracelet, maybe. I would let Tom and Katie have that second baby they’ve been wanting if they agreed to treat it like this.



    Matt Damon talks about the nickname his wife Luciana gave him:

    “My wife’s nickname for me is ‘Red Alert.’ I sometimes check to see if the kids are breathing. I tend be a little overprotective without trying to be a helicopter parent.”
    My father is a helicopter parent, in that we own a helicopter, but he is under strict orders not to come too close without my permission and some advance notice. And you don’t even want to know what my nickname for Tom is.
    Okay fine.
    It’s Polly Pocket.
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    I just visited the site again. Some of these are so funny!

    Coco, my parents dancing in public is one of my greatest fears—second only to Kate Middleton giving birth to a daughter.
    LOL!
    Quote Originally Posted by Celestial View Post
    I also choose to believe the rumors because I am, when it is all said and done, a dirty gossip.

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