Suri's Burn Book

**KristiB** · July 29th, 2011, 12:33 PM

Suri Cruise has a blog.

**witchcurlgirl** · July 29th, 2011, 12:38 PM

that's hilarious!

Say what you want about my mother, but that bitch has manners. She didn’t even have a shower. You know why? Because baby showers are for poor people.

And Stella—every outfit is an opportunity. Try harder than Crocs.

I love it!

**Tati** · July 29th, 2011, 03:11 PM

This is awesome!

**louiswinthorpe111** · July 29th, 2011, 04:06 PM

Someone has WAY too much time on their hands. And, they are pretty fucking funny.

**Sm0kah0ntas** · July 29th, 2011, 05:52 PM

genius!

**nancydrew** · July 29th, 2011, 07:38 PM

Grier Henchy (the little one with the surly disposition) and I were born on the exact same day at the exact same hospital. Now, five and a half years later, I’m me and she’s an angry ginger at a Smurfs premiere.
I’ve yet to make my red carpet debut, but I can guarantee you that when I do, I will not be wearing PANTS and FLATS.

Ahaha, I died.

**rockchick** · July 29th, 2011, 07:39 PM

OMG I loved it!!! Thanks for the laugh

**rockchick** · July 29th, 2011, 07:43 PM

on page 4 of Suri's book, in the vanity fair photo she looks Asian.

**hardshock** · August 2nd, 2011, 03:48 AM

whoaaa.. nice hand book..

**McJag** · August 2nd, 2011, 08:57 AM

That is like te Michael K of the baby world.

**Laxmobster** · August 2nd, 2011, 11:01 AM

Love this!!!

Don’t worry about me. I make her carry me. These shoes cost more than her car.

**funky_chicken** · September 1st, 2011, 07:27 AM

"I have my own wine cellar and a Rolls. It has custom pedals and a built-in booster seat, and was actually built for my father before I claimed it for myself."

That made me

**MontanaMama** · September 1st, 2011, 10:12 AM

I think the real Suri is bitchier, but I love how she talks about Tiny Tom and Katie. Very funny.

**Mel1973** · September 1st, 2011, 11:54 AM

Kate Hudson has been photographed out and about a lot in the last week, while she has been vacationing with the family in London. Here are some of the places where she has been spotted:

A cafe lunch with son Ryder and fiance Matt Bellamy
A soccer game with son Ryder and fiance Matt Bellamy
A bike ride with fiance Matt Bellamy

You guys, I think Kate Hudson forgot that she has a baby! Poor Bing is always being left behind with a grandma or a babysitter or just a baby Life Alert bracelet, maybe. I would let Tom and Katie have that second baby they’ve been wanting if they agreed to treat it like this.

Matt Damon talks about the nickname his wife Luciana gave him:

“My wife’s nickname for me is ‘Red Alert.’ I sometimes check to see if the kids are breathing. I tend be a little overprotective without trying to be a helicopter parent.”
My father is a helicopter parent, in that we own a helicopter, but he is under strict orders not to come too close without my permission and some advance notice. And you don’t even want to know what my nickname for Tom is.
Okay fine.
It’s Polly Pocket.

**Laxmobster** · September 12th, 2011, 02:02 PM

I just visited the site again. Some of these are so funny!

Coco, my parents dancing in public is one of my greatest fears—second only to Kate Middleton giving birth to a daughter.
LOL!