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Red face Sunday Sermon!

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> >
> > A minister decided that a visual
> >demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were
> >placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container
> >of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
> > The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup. The fourth
> >worm was put into a container of good clean soil. At the conclusion of
> >the sermon, the Minister reported the following results: The first worm
> >in alcohol - Dead. The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead. Third
> >worm in chocolate syrup - Dead. Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.
> >
> >So the Minister asked the congregation - What can you learn from this
> >demonstration?
> A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said,
> >"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"
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> Don't you just love little old ladies????
> >
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