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    Default Smart-ass responses to completely well-meaning signs











    Did you know that an anagram for "Conscious Uncoupling" is "Iconic Uncool Pus Guns"? - MohandasKGanja

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    OMG, I am dying over here.
    FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej

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    I love the "push button - receive bacon".
    Did you know that an anagram for "Conscious Uncoupling" is "Iconic Uncool Pus Guns"? - MohandasKGanja

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    When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.

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    Did you know that an anagram for "Conscious Uncoupling" is "Iconic Uncool Pus Guns"? - MohandasKGanja

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    Quote Originally Posted by angelais View Post
    I love it
    See, Whores, we are good for something. Love, Florida
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    Genius. Gotta love people for taking the time to make the world a little funnier.
    Hello mother fucker! when you ask a question read also the answer instead of asking another question on an answer who already contain the answer of your next question!
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    Love the "no pie" sign.
    Life is short. Break the Rules. Forgive Quickly. Kiss Slowly. Love Truly.
    Laugh Uncontrollably. And never regret ANYTHING that makes you smile.

    - Mark Twain

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    I'm also curious how they discovered the cat's name was Mustache.

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    Sign language?
    Life is short. Break the Rules. Forgive Quickly. Kiss Slowly. Love Truly.
    Laugh Uncontrollably. And never regret ANYTHING that makes you smile.

    - Mark Twain

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    Maybe it's name is really Dirty Sanchez.

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    Awesome!
    Silly bitches, twitchy links are NOT for kids!-Mel

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    There are hilarious! We want more, we want more!
    Go Habs Go!!

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    I'm open to everything. When you start to criticise the times you live in, your time is over. - Karl Lagerfeld

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    Ice,ice baby is my fav!
    I didn't start out to collect diamonds, but somehow they just kept piling up.-Mae West

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