Man forced to marry goat

[Tiara]

Man forced to marry goat

A Sudanese man has been forced to marry a goat after he was caught having sex with the animal.

The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars, nearly £40, to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: "What are you doing there?", he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up."

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

[Barbara]

I wonder what the goat cooks him for dinner.

[twitchy]

Will he be a good father to the kids?

[Glasgow53]

Butt...butt...

[Sojiita]

Holy shit! this reminds me of the movie "Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Sex But Were Afraid To Ask"..when Gene Wilder falls in love with the sheep! Well I guess in Sudan it is allright to fuck a goat, as long as you are marriedto it!
Christ I can't even marry I guy here and they can marry fucking goats in Sudan! so unfair!!!!

[loulou58]

How strange! Goat sex, mmm yummy!

[Barbara]

I bet the goat had been provocating him for some time, getting a sexy anal bleach and all!!!

[panda]

I bet the goat had been provocating him for some time, getting a sexy anal bleach and all!!!

[VelcroJumper]

Oh please. Everyone knows those Sudanese goats are whores who will give it up to anyone. What was she wearing?

[Sojiita]

^^^she probably had plenty of one night stands before this too. The little slut! Probably had on some spandex and hooker heels(4 of course)..

[EvilMonkey]

Eats anything....so easy to please at dinner.

Doesnt mind being tied up, has four tits too.

He may be on a winner. As long as you get past the shes an ugly goat thing, but obviously he has so Im not so sure he was 'forced' anyway.

[deckchick]

I found the perfect give for them, it will make their "wedding" night much more enjoyable!





Thats my daaaaaad

[Barbara]

Hey those boots are cute! Not that I'd be caught dead wearing them, but they'd do fine in my cow stuff "collection"

[deckchick]

Hey those boots are cure! Not that I'd be caught dead wearing them, but they'd do fine in my cow stuff "collection"

Those are what we would call sheepfuckers No way in hell would I EVER own a pair of those

[Barbara]

We don't know that here
We're no sheepfuckers