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Thread: The Ultimate Revenge - guy superglues a dildo on his girlfriend's forehead

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    Default The Ultimate Revenge - guy superglues a dildo on his girlfriend's forehead

    Even I think this is going too far, LOL...

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    bwaaah I love this guy!
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    who are these people? i bet they're both massive assholes
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    At least one of them is...
    Life is short. Break the Rules. Forgive Quickly. Kiss Slowly. Love Truly.
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    So how did she get the dick off her head?
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    Well now she should superglue a douche to his ball sack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nancydrew View Post
    So how did she get the dick off her head?
    Probably took a whole bottle of Dick Off.
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    I've seen "Dick Off" - same section as "Whoop Ass".
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    Quote Originally Posted by shedevilang View Post
    bwaaah I love this guy!
    He's probably going to be single very soon. Make your move.
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    And next she's gonna super glue his dick to his stomach so he'll have to stand on his head to pee. Kids today, I tell ya.
    "I'm sorry, but I don't date ugly people."

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    and she still calls him honey after that?!

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    she put shit in his shoe lol.

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    WHAT A FUCKWIT! I just have no words for that level of idiocy.

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    Someone should do domething right now to prevent these two from having kids together - if this is how they behave as a couple I can't imagine the level of bad parenting they could reach.

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    The entire time all I could think was, "why the hell do they make dildos in chode size?"

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