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    Professors/teachers submit the hilarious things gleaned from students' papers.
    Shit My Students Write

    Some of my faves:

    ‎"The rebel and onion armies showed grose negligence by having many of their battles right inside national parks, like Gettysburg."


    "Was it the Revolutionary War or the Civil War that the Japanese dropped the atomic bomb on Pearl Harbor?"

    ‎"The potato literally encouraged the Irish to overbreed."

    ‎"Sometimes, people are born with ambitious genitalia."


    ‎"Please keep in mind while reading the following; I am in no way trying to be racist. It may come off like that, but it is just to support what I think. Instead of accepting that Hispanics and white will be one, I want Hispanics to stop coming to America, and go back to where they came from. This sounds bad, but I just wants best for me and everyone I know."
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    There'll be times you'll like the cover and that's precisely why you'll love the book
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    Hey, I just wants best for me too. (Having Hispanics exit the country will accomplish that? Who knew?)
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    This viewpoint reminds me of a conversation I had my senior year in HS, when Bob Dole was running against Clinton. I was talking to some of the other politically minded students about the election being pretty sewn up for Clinton and another student broke in, "Nah, Dole is going to win. My parents and everyone they know is voting for him."

    OH. Well then. That changes everything...
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    There will be times you might leap before you look
    There'll be times you'll like the cover and that's precisely why you'll love the book
    Do it anyway

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