Professors/teachers submit the hilarious things gleaned from students' papers.
Shit My Students Write
Some of my faves:
"The rebel and onion armies showed grose negligence by having many of their battles right inside national parks, like Gettysburg."
"Was it the Revolutionary War or the Civil War that the Japanese dropped the atomic bomb on Pearl Harbor?"
"The potato literally encouraged the Irish to overbreed."
"Sometimes, people are born with ambitious genitalia."
"Please keep in mind while reading the following; I am in no way trying to be racist. It may come off like that, but it is just to support what I think. Instead of accepting that Hispanics and white will be one, I want Hispanics to stop coming to America, and go back to where they came from. This sounds bad, but I just wants best for me and everyone I know."