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    Default Police respond to rogue vibrator

    Police called to investigate noise find lone jiggling vibrator

    Published: 23 Apr 11 13:28 CET





    Police called to a flat in Berlin by neighbours who said it sounded like someone was using an electric drill through the night smashed down the door to find a vibrator had switched itself on and was jiggling around on the floor.


    Officers who answered the desperate call of the neighbour tried repeatedly to contact the 23-year-old woman whose flat it was, according to a report in the Berlin Kurier on Saturday.

    But they could not get a response, and eventually decided to break in the door in an attempt to find out what was going on in the flat.

    “You could hear the noise out on the street,” one neighbour was quoted as saying.

    When the officers smashed their way into the flat they found nothing more dangerous than the vibrator which was doing its best on the floor.

    Now the young woman is not only going to have to face her neighbours when she returns home – she will also have to pay for the smashed door, the paper said.
    Source (contains picture of what a vibrator might look like): Police called to investigate noise find lone jiggling vibrator - The Local

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    Wow, they could hear it from the street? Hmmmm.

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    What brand of batteries were they using? **grabs post-its**
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    That had to be embarrassing for that woman lmao.

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    Wow - was this made by Black & Decker?
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    Make and model, please!
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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    What brand of batteries were they using? **grabs post-its**
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    Make and model, please!
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    Quote Originally Posted by fgg View Post
    Make and model, please!
    Yes, this also piques my interest.
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