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    A lady bought a new Lexus. It cost a bundle.
    Two days later, she brought it back, complaining that the radio was not working.
    "Madam", said the sales manager," the audio system in this car is completely automatic. All you need to do is tell it what you want to listen to, and you will hear exactly that!"
    She drove out, somewhat amazed and a little confused. She looked at the radio and said "Nelson." The radio responded, Ricky or Willie?" Soon, she was speeding down the highway to the sounds of "On the road again." The lady was astounded. If she wanted Beethoven, that's what she got. If she wanted Nat King Cole, she got it.

    Suddenly, at a traffic light, her light turned green and she pulled out. Off to he r right, out of the corner of her eye, she saw a small sports utility vehicle speeding toward her. She swerved and narrowly missed a terrible collision.
    "Asshole", she muttered. And, from the radio came....
    "Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States...."

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    Default Re: A lady bought a new Lexus. It cost a bundle....

    Awesome!
    "I've cautiously embraced jeggings"
    Emma Peel aka Pacific Breeze aka Wilde1 aka gogodancer aka maribou

    Yip, yip, yip in your tiny indignation. Bark furiously on, lady dog.

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    Default Re: A lady bought a new Lexus. It cost a bundle....

    Very good! Alice where you get all these from, your the joke master!

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    Default Re: A lady bought a new Lexus. It cost a bundle....

    love it!

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