My daughter told me about this website and it's pretty amusing.
Dear blank, please blank.
If you would've cooperated, we wouldn't have to do this the hard way.
Sincerely, hot straightener
Dear Play-Doh and crayons,
No matter how much time passes, you'll always have a place in my heart.
Sincerely, a grown man.
Dear people staring at me,
I am not going to whip out a shotgun, a knife or my penis.
Sincerely, it's just a trench coat.
Dear Microsoft Word paperclip,
Leave me alone. The day I take my grammar advice from a paperclip, is the day I check myself into a looney bin.
Sincerely, no one likes you.
Not only do we have the same name, but we're both black on the inside too.
Dear females who somehow manage to pee on the toliet seat,
Please remain seated for the duration of the ride.
Sincerely, just sat in it.
Dear Sleeping Beauty,
We should have warned you that one little prick could ruin everything.
Sincerely, women everywhere.
Spoiler alert: the main character dies.
Sincerely, The Bible.