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    Default Fun website - Dear Blank, Please Blank

    My daughter told me about this website and it's pretty amusing.

    Dear blank, please blank.


    Dear hair,
    If you would've cooperated, we wouldn't have to do this the hard way.

    Sincerely, hot straightener


    Dear Play-Doh and crayons,
    No matter how much time passes, you'll always have a place in my heart.

    Sincerely, a grown man.


    Dear people staring at me,
    I am not going to whip out a shotgun, a knife or my penis.

    Sincerely, it's just a trench coat.


    Dear Microsoft Word paperclip,
    Leave me alone. The day I take my grammar advice from a paperclip, is the day I check myself into a looney bin.

    Sincerely, no one likes you.


    Dear Eminem,
    Not only do we have the same name, but we're both black on the inside too.

    Sincerely, M&Ms.


    Dear females who somehow manage to pee on the toliet seat,
    Please remain seated for the duration of the ride.

    Sincerely, just sat in it.


    Dear Sleeping Beauty,
    We should have warned you that one little prick could ruin everything.

    Sincerely, women everywhere.


    Dear world,
    Spoiler alert: the main character dies.

    Sincerely, The Bible.
    Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

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    omg the comments are insane!!!!!

    this comment: "My dad does this too...or he did until I flipped out at him. Now I'm at college so it's irrelevant, but for whatever batshit reason he couldn't comprehend that a 17 year old girl doesn't need to be checked on at night, have the covers pulled over her, her shades drawn, or anything else. JESUS FUCK. Creepy city."

    Um maybe I go right to negative thinking but I doubt he was there to tuck her in...
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    omg

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