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    Default We pay CASH for your unwanted eyes, breasts, testicles and MUCH MUCH MORE!!!!!!!

    Dr Uba Clinic Welcomes you

    Dr Uba Clinic
    Member of African Native Healers Society

    I use special methods that are safe and clean for all my patients - Hurry and wash in holy spirtual water to make full recovery. I pay keen cash prices for: •eyes • breast • tongue • penis • testicles • Hand • Kidney • Rhino parts available at the clinic • and much more •

    STOP SUFFERING IN
    SILENCE ---
    Rush to get that cash you need. If NOT for you, DO IT FOR YOUR LOVED ONE.

    we know many have failed with
    other doctors. please come to us
    with God everything is possible.

    In and out same day.
    Call the clinic’s number to contact us.
    Leave a message.
    One of my sisters will contact you to setup a appointment.


    Dr Uba's Philosophy
    We believe every person has the right to clean and fast surgery.
    100% Guarantee.

    Dr Uba's Regulations
    1. Call first, we will contact you back (with location and address informations.)
    2. No alcohol 2 days before surgery
    3. All patients must be older than 18 years.
    4. Surgery only done with ID (No copies accepted)
    5. Payment in cash immediately after surgery. NO WAITING!
    6. Wash in holy water to make fast recovery.
    7. Visitation only after procedure.
    8. No patients can be HIV positive.
    9. All procedures subject to your health.
    10. All procedures done at the clinic only.

    We pay cash
    I pay keen cash for:
    Eyes (up to R5000 in cash)
    Breast (up to 1800 )
    Tongue (up to R2500 in cash)
    Rhino Parts (available at the clinic)
    Tesicles (up to R1600 each)
    Hands
    Kidney (up to R3800)
    and much more...

    Contact Dr Uba’s Clinic now!
    Telephone: 073 6045678
    Email: ubaclinic@gmail.com

    DR Uba: The doctor who
    will never hide his face to
    the public of change his
    name




    I think Dr Uba is going to get shut down soon.

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    Well sign me up! Been looking for a set of tesicles forever. Didn't know I could buy one.
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    No, you don't understand. He pays you!

    "The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."

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    Well, I really only need one eye. They're like kidneys, right?
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    I've got some old testicles in a drawer (past relationships, long story) and I'm a little low on cash. This is perfect.

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    You can do with one kidney too. We should find the currency exchange for those R things though.

    Quote Originally Posted by CornFlakegrl View Post
    I've got some old testicles in a drawer (past relationships, long story) and I'm a little low on cash. This is perfect.
    I don't think he'll take those, they've probably gone bad. You should keep them in the freezer next time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yanna View Post
    You can do with one kidney too. We should find the currency exchange for those R things though.
    ZAR, South African Rand Exchange Rates Table - x-rates

    Pulled a few exchanges from the table. The first number is the value of one Rand in the listed currency and the second is the value of one dollar/euro in Rands.
    American Dollar 0.139973 7.14422
    Canadian Dollar 0.138171 7.23742
    British Pound 0.0866284 11.5436
    Australian Dollar 0.139646 7.16098
    Euro 0.102417 9.76401

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    Quote Originally Posted by yanna View Post
    I don't think he'll take those, they've probably gone bad. You should keep them in the freezer next time.
    I was thinking he could reconstitute them in his holy water.

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    This makes P3 very very happy lmao
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    and I was worried my body parts weren't worth anything anymore... i was wrong.
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    I'm guessing this is at aimed albinos.

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    Wonder what he pays for an ass? Cause I have more than enough to go around and I'd love to help out the less fortunate.

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    Oh fuck it was just viral advertising for some film. Probably a piece of shit or they wouldn't have advertised like that.

    My apologies.

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    What's the film?

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