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    Elite Member panda's Avatar
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    Default Joke - "Girl's night out"

    Two women friends had gone for girl's night out.
    Both were very faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten
    over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home
    they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing
    to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her
    friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not
    want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that
    had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After
    the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The next day one of
    the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife
    was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These
    girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife
    came home with no panties!!" "That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine
    came back with a card stuck to her ass that said.....'From all of us at the
    fire station, We'll never forget you

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    Default Re: Joke- "Girl's night out"

    he he he he he

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    Default Re: Joke - "Girl's night out"

    That's cute.
    Go Habs Go!!

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