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    LMAO! Number 4 is especially hilarious.
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    Number 9 was my favorite.

    I'm so glad my parents don't text.

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    Yep, I liked #4 as well.
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    I love number 6 and 10!!!! hilarious!
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    6 & 9...
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CornFlakegrl View Post

    I'm so glad my parents don't text.
    Me too! I've only had one text from my mum and that was a blank message. She was trying to read one I'd sent her and managed to delete my message without reading it and sent a blank reply all in one. Now she passes me her phone and I clear out all her old messages when she comes into town once a month.
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    My kids probably wish I couldn't text. I knew that shit before they did. I'm probably the only parent they know from their circle of friends (and that's a biiiig circle) that is more computer/internet/phone savvy than they are or their friends' parents are.

    Yeah, they hate me.

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    Wahahaha @ #3.

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    4, 6 & 9 Lol!
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    God, no.3 is so one that would happen between my Dad and I. We generation clash on slang/idioms ALL the time.
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    Love all of these!
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    10 is just hilarious! Love it!

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