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    Default The nagging wife joke

    A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.
    While they were there the Wife passed away.

    The undertaker told the Husband "You can have her shipped home for $5,000 or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."

    The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.


    The undertaker asked, " Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your Wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150 ? "

    The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

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    Default Re: The nagging wife joke

    The golfer joke:

    A golfer and his buddies were playing a big round of golf for $200. At the eighteenth green the golfer had a ten foot putt to win the round, and the $200.

    As he was lining up his putt, a funeral procession started to pass by. The golfer set down his putter, took his hat off, placed it over his chest, and began to wait for the funeral procession to pass.

    After it passed, he picked up his putter and returned to lining up his putt.

    One of his buddies said, "That was the most touching thing I have ever seen. I can't believe you stopped playing, possibly losing your concentration, to pay your respects."

    "Well," he said, "...we were married for 25 years."
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    Default Re: The nagging wife joke

    Bwahahaah
    No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won't make you cry
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    I love it!

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