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    TEXTING FOR SENIORS

    FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
    BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
    ROFL… CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing…And Can't Get Up
    DWI: Driving While Incontinent
    LOL: Living On Lipitor
    OMG: Ouch, My Groin!
    IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
    WTF: What's Today's Fish?
    IWTF: I Wet The Furniture
    IMHMO: In My HMO…
    RULKM: Are You Leaving Kids Money?
    BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
    GTG: Gotta Groan
    TGIF: Thank Goodness It's Four
    FWB: Friend With Betablockers
    FYI: For Your Indigestion…
    JK: Just Kvetching
    TTYL: Talk To You Louder
    MILF: Meal I'd Like To Forget

    LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
    LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
    MGAD: My Grandson's A Doctor
    SUS: Speak Up, Sonny
    WIWYA: When I Was Your Age
    GOML: Get Off My Lawn

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    IWTF: I Wet The Furniture

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    Awesome, Pip! Good work.
    Life is short. Break the Rules. Forgive Quickly. Kiss Slowly. Love Truly.
    Laugh Uncontrollably. And never regret ANYTHING that makes you smile.

    - Mark Twain

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    Ta very much, Brookie. I just posted a funny video, go check! It made me laugh!

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