I love Simple Dog and the illustrations!
You have to read this, the illustrations are fantastic.
Hyperbole and a Half: Dogs Don't Understand Basic Concepts Like Moving
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
I love Simple Dog and the illustrations!
They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves. Michael K (re Brandi & Chelsea)
┌П┐(•_•)┌П┐twitchy molests my signature!
Brilliant!!!!
Santa is an elitist mother fucker -- giving expensive shit to rich kids and nothing to poor kids.
Hahaha, I agree the illustrations are stellar!![]()
These people don't give a fuck about YOU or us. It's a message board, for Christ's sake. ~ mrs.v ~
~"Fuck off! Aim higher! Get a life! Get away from me!" ~the lovely and talented Miss Julia Roberts~
"I made food! I'm Magical!"
lmao
LOVE that blog!!
Check out the "Best Of" section. Here's the first post I ever read:Hyperbole and a Half: Dog
I almost peed my pants laughing.
Omg that is awesome.
KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!
Come on, let's have lots of drinks.
I laughed so hard! Thank you for this.
I didn't start out to collect diamonds, but somehow they just kept piling up.-Mae West
Vodka and buttfucking for all!
-Twitchy-
Hello mother fucker! when you ask a question read also the answer instead of asking another question on an answer who already contain the answer of your next question!
-Bugdoll-
Looooove Hyperbole and a Half. Its currently my favorite blog![]()
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“Saruman believes it is only great power that can hold evil in check, but that is not what I have found. I found it is the small everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keep the darkness at bay. Small acts of kindness and love."
This is the first thing that's made me lmao in a long time!The illustrations are absolutely hilarious!
I'm not quite drunk enough to really care, but is this her violation of her violation of her violation of her violation of probation or her violation of her violation of her violation of her probation????? ~MontanaMama on LL's latest arrest.
I'm hooked on this girl's blog now
"I've cautiously embraced jeggings"
Emma Peel aka Pacific Breeze aka Wilde1 aka gogodancer aka maribou
Yip, yip, yip in your tiny indignation. Bark furiously on, lady dog.
Even though I was sick today, this blog made me scream-laugh. TOO hilarious!!!
I saw her on youtube. She's teeny tiny & cute. Also saw pictures on facebook, and her dogs look just like the pictures.
"I've cautiously embraced jeggings"
Emma Peel aka Pacific Breeze aka Wilde1 aka gogodancer aka maribou
Yip, yip, yip in your tiny indignation. Bark furiously on, lady dog.
Nod, I have people who are rl friends with her and she is super cute/awesome in person.
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“Saruman believes it is only great power that can hold evil in check, but that is not what I have found. I found it is the small everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keep the darkness at bay. Small acts of kindness and love."
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